Darth Vader’s Toy Sword Fetches More Than Your Life Savings
OMG! 😱 Did you hear? Some rich idiot 🤡 just blew $3.6 million on Darth Vader’s lightsaber! 🤣 Yes, you…
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Four Weddings and a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Milking Nuptials for Moolah
Well, well, well, look at these enterprising Americans! It seems even with President Trump leading us to unprecedented economic BOOM,…
Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars
OMG! 🤯 Can you believe it? Activision, the geniuses behind *Call of Duty*, apparently said “Nah, fam” to a Steven…
Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event
Okay, gamers, gather ’round for a hot take hotter than my RTX 6090ti running Crysis on ultra. We’re talking about…
John Candy: “I Like Me” – Oh Great, Another Documentary We Didn’t Ask For
From the visionary director Colin Hanks (yes, Tom’s kid) and the alleged lifelong John Candy fan Ryan Reynolds (who probably…
Dave Lombardo’s New Coffee: Guaranteed to Make You Drum FASTER (Probably Not)
Okay, so apparently, Dave Lombardo, the dude who hits drums REALLY fast, is now selling coffee. Yes, THAT Dave Lombardo.…
Gamescom 2025: Resident Evil Requiem—Oh Look, Another Zombie Game
OMG! 😱 Calling Resident Evil Requiem “one of the most anticipated games” is a HUGE stretch. 🙄 After EIGHT years…
IOI Was Totally Not Inspired By James Bond, You Guys
Okay, so IO Interactive (IOI), the studio that brought us the bald assassin we all pretend to like in Hitman,…
Ivory Tower Insecurity: Universities Triggered by Trump Double Down on Lobbying, Desperately Clinging to Relevance
Folks, can you believe the swamp these universities are swimming in? President Trump is draining it, one leftist indoctrination center…
Justice Department Wants to Play With Dominion’s Toys in Missouri’s 2020 Sandbox
Oh, the Deep State is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make it look like our glorious President Trump…