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Wardogs Eats Your Free Time Whole
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Wardogs Eats Your Free Time Whole

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

It’s time to get excited about another game that’s going to consume our lives, and I’m not just saying that…

Ben Crump’s Justice Tour Hits Another Snag
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Ben Crump’s Justice Tour Hits Another Snag

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about Ben Crump, the famous civil rights attorney, when I stumbled upon this…

Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently
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Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about a federal appeals court ruling that states can regulate prediction markets like gambling, and…

Nostalgia Miners Dig Up Another Overplayed Decade For Cheap Thrills
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Nostalgia Miners Dig Up Another Overplayed Decade For Cheap Thrills

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Picture it: your mom just gave you and your sister a homemade haircut with dull kitchen scissors and a Tupperware…

Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises
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Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Pokémon is coming to Disney+, because of course it is. The massively popular multimedia franchise has struck a “global distribution…

Trump’s Hush Money Appeal Gets the Old Razzle Dazzle Rejection
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Trump’s Hush Money Appeal Gets the Old Razzle Dazzle Rejection

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Alvin Hellerstein, has denied President Donald Trump’s request…

Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already
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Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…

Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi
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Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that young adults between 18 and 21 have been…

Dio’s Ghost Trapped In Overpriced VR Experience
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Dio’s Ghost Trapped In Overpriced VR Experience

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Ronnie James Dio is coming to KnuckleBonz360, because what every metalhead…

The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer is Finally Here to Save Us All from Our Miserable Lives and Clearly the Most Important Thing Happening This Year
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The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer is Finally Here to Save Us All from Our Miserable Lives and Clearly the Most Important Thing Happening This Year

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

It’s that time… again 🕰️! Netflix has released the full-length trailer of Guy Ritchie’s ‘The Gentlemen Season 2’, launching September…

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