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The Bear Prequel Episode That Nobody Asked For But You’re Gonna Watch Anyway Because You Have No Life
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The Bear Prequel Episode That Nobody Asked For But You’re Gonna Watch Anyway Because You Have No Life

FinnMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I know you’ve all been waiting with…

Oh Great Another Opportunity for Bruce Campbell to Chainsaw His Way Through Hordes of Evil Dead Zombies in Evil Dead Burn
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Oh Great Another Opportunity for Bruce Campbell to Chainsaw His Way Through Hordes of Evil Dead Zombies in Evil Dead Burn

FinnMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

Breaking news: the most terrifying thing to happen to the Evil Dead franchise is not the demonic possession, but the…

Oh great, drones are failing us against evil Iran now
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Oh great, drones are failing us against evil Iran now

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

The utter audacity of the “fact-checkers” and “journalists” who dare to question the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…

Another loser tries to take on America’s finest heroes obviously
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Another loser tries to take on America’s finest heroes obviously

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already
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Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Star Wars Day is almost here, and Lucasfilm Games has revealed a ton of new games, deals, and collaborations to…

Games Done Quick Somehow Manages To Not Fall Asleep At gamescom 2026 While Watching Speedrunners Play The Same Old Games For The Millionth Time
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Games Done Quick Somehow Manages To Not Fall Asleep At gamescom 2026 While Watching Speedrunners Play The Same Old Games For The Millionth Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

Big news, gamers! 🚨👀 Games Done Quick is finally coming to gamescom in Germany, because who doesn’t love a good…

Oh please, Omarosa thinks anyone beats Trump’s genius son
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Oh please, Omarosa thinks anyone beats Trump’s genius son

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

Oh boy, are we just so lucky to have the greatest President in the history of the world, Donald Trump,…

Star Wars: Galactic Racer Because What The Franchise Really Needed Was A Racing Game Featuring Ewoks On Speeders
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Star Wars: Galactic Racer Because What The Franchise Really Needed Was A Racing Game Featuring Ewoks On Speeders

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Get ready to jump into hyperspace and speed through the galaxy like a nerfherder with the new Star Wars racing…

PEAK Team Suddenly Decides to be Nice and Supports Make-A-Wish Because Who Needs Profits Anyway with a Totally Not Desperate Limited-Time Game Collection
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PEAK Team Suddenly Decides to be Nice and Supports Make-A-Wish Because Who Needs Profits Anyway with a Totally Not Desperate Limited-Time Game Collection

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Oh great, another opportunity for gamers to feel good about themselves while playing video games 🙄. The team behind the…

Oh Joy Another Thriller with Overpaid Actors Like Anne Hathaway, Dakota Johnson and Josh Hartnett Who Will Probably Overact Their Way Through the Entire Movie Verity
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Oh Joy Another Thriller with Overpaid Actors Like Anne Hathaway, Dakota Johnson and Josh Hartnett Who Will Probably Overact Their Way Through the Entire Movie Verity

FinnApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

The most epic, life-changing, and utterly unnecessary movie news ever: Verity is coming to cinemas! 🎥👀 I mean, who needs…

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