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All You Need Is Kill: Prepare to Have Your Mind Numbed by Another Anime Adaptation of That Novel That Inspired Edge of Tomorrow
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All You Need Is Kill: Prepare to Have Your Mind Numbed by Another Anime Adaptation of That Novel That Inspired Edge of Tomorrow

FinnOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

So, Hiroshi Sakurazaka, bless his weeaboo heart, wrote this thing called All You Need Is Kill. And because Hollywood is…

OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do
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OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Sony Pictures Classics’ “Becoming Led Zeppelin”, a film about a band formed approximately 147 years ago (give or take a…

Drew Struzan RIP
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Drew Struzan RIP

FinnOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Like, I’m, like, SOOOO devastated to announce that Drew Struzan, the dude who painted, like, ALL your fave…

Festive Hill’s Swanky “Movie Night with Eats” โ€“ Or How to Pretend You’re Cultured While Stuffing Your Face
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Festive Hill’s Swanky “Movie Night with Eats” โ€“ Or How to Pretend You’re Cultured While Stuffing Your Face

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„Wine snobs unite! Festive Hill Winery, 20100 SW Johnson Rd, is showing “Wine Country”! ๐Ÿท How original! ๐Ÿคฃ Sliders,…

90’s Movie Night: Prepare for Overly Dramatic Nostalgia
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90’s Movie Night: Prepare for Overly Dramatic Nostalgia

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

OMG! 90โ€™s Kinda Love? ๐Ÿ™„ More like 90โ€™s kinda cringe! ๐Ÿคฃ Watch “Love Jones” ๐Ÿคฎ, listen to a live band…

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Five Heartbeats Movie: Now With Actual Heartbeats

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

Oh, snap! ๐ŸŽฌ An “unforgettable” ๐Ÿ™„ evening at Immersive Dinner- Five Heartbeats Movie! ๐ŸฟSo unique! Watch *Five Heartbeats* at 27801…

“Send Help” Trailer: Sam Raimi Finally Crawls Out of His Hole After 15 Years (Were We Waiting?)
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“Send Help” Trailer: Sam Raimi Finally Crawls Out of His Hole After 15 Years (Were We Waiting?)

FinnOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh great, another Sam Raimi movie! ๐Ÿ™„ As if we haven’t suffered enough, the guy who peaked with Spider-Man 2…

Instagram Goes PG-13: Meta’s Teen-Proof Update (Yeah, Right)
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Instagram Goes PG-13: Meta’s Teen-Proof Update (Yeah, Right)

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Ah, Instagram, bending the knee to the woke mob yet again! They’re now aligning their “Teen Accounts” with PG-13 movie…

‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ Fans Somehow Okay With Megan Fox Playing a Chicken
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‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ Fans Somehow Okay With Megan Fox Playing a Chicken

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

HOLY. CHICKEN. NUGGETS. ๐Ÿ” They actually cast Megan Fox in Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. As Toy Chica? Are you…

Danny Schuler of BIOHAZARD Boasts: “We Actually Try, Unlike Some Bands”
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Danny Schuler of BIOHAZARD Boasts: “We Actually Try, Unlike Some Bands”

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, look! It’s BIOHAZARD back from the dead like that one zombie movie nobody remembers. ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ In an EXCLUSIVE interview…

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