FEAR FACTORY’s Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Release Some New Music Maybe Possibly Hopefully This Time for Real Guys
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 FEAR FACTORY is coming out with a new…
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Sony Generously Decides to Stop Being Cheap and Pays Out a Whopping $7.8 Million to People They Totally Didn’t Rip Off
In a shocking turn of events, Sony Interactive Entertainment has been slapped with a $7.85 million bill to refund select…
Ex METALLICA Bassist JASON NEWSTED Finally Finds Something More Painful Than Listening To LULU
Breaking news, folks! 🚨😱 Former METALLICA bassist Jason Newsted has just announced that he’s been battling throat cancer, and we’re…
Breaking News: Slayer’s Tom Araya Trades In His Mic For A Checkered Flag And Is Now Officially The Coolest Guy At The Würth 400 In Texas Because Who Needs To Headbang When You Can Rev Engines
Big news, folks! 🚨👀 Tom Araya, the legendary lead vocalist and bassist of the iconic thrash metal band SLAYER, has…
Wraith Knight in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)
Epic & Cinematic Dungeon/Medieval Music by Nick Superchi Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Foo Fighters Shamelessly Try to Ride Lemmy’s Coattails to Coolness in Desperate Attempt to be Relevant Again in their Super Original ‘Spit Shine’ Music Video
The wait is over, folks! 🎉🔥 The one and only FOO FIGHTERS have dropped a new music video for their…
Because You Clearly Need More Avocado Toast in Your Life FoodieLand is Coming to San Diego
🎉 Get ready for FoodieLand 🤤! 🎟️ 250+ vendors, games, and live music 🎶 📌 Del Mar Fairgrounds 📍 2260…
BREAKING NEWS Type O Negative Fans Rejoice Some Dude Found An Old Song In His Basement That Might Be From That One Album Maybe Possibly
Breaking news, folks! 🚨🎸 TYPE O NEGATIVE fans, rejoice! 🤩 It’s been a whole 30 years since the release of…
BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’
Breaking news: IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson is still alive and kicking, despite having two metal hips and a busted Achilles…
Dancehall and Soca Going Head to Head in NYC to See Which Music Genre Will Get You to Leave Your House Before Midnight for Free
Brooklyn’s Wildest Dancehall & Soca Party 🇹🇹🇯🇲🇧🇧 🎉💃️ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…