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Genius: Man Commits Crime To Fail Background Check And Get Out Of Serving In Children’s Ministry

Genius: Man Commits Crime To Fail Background Check And Get Out Of Serving In Children's Ministry

   

KANSAS CITY, MO — After being notified that he was on a list of members needing to submit updated checks for criminal records to remain eligible to work in different areas of the church, one man pulled off a genius plan of committing a crime so he would fail his background check and get out of serving in the children’s ministry.

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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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