EPICA’s Asian Tour Gets the Boot ‘Cause Simone’s Feeling Kinda Meh
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! EPICA, those symphonic metal darlings who peaked like, a decade ago, are POSTPONING their…
Tag: Netflix
Houston’s “Funniest” (as decided by Riot, lol) Comedy Showcase
Houston, get ready to ROFLMAO!🤣 Riot Comedy Club: where comedians from Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central and Comedy Store will make…
New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! 🥳 Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…
“K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: Electric Boogaloo – Prepare for More Cringey Slayage”
OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT gonna believe this! Netflix and Sony, bless their clueless little hearts, FINALLY decided to…
Lucca Comics & Games 2025: 280K Nerds Can’t Be Wrong (Probably)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Lucca Comics & Games 2025 just wrapped up, and let me tell you, it was…
Riftbound: Yet ANOTHER Card Game Attempts to Steal Your Money Today
Okay, gamers, gather ’round because Riot Games, bless their hearts 🙄, decided to yank us all back to the Stone…
Houston’s “Funniest” (allegedly) Comedy Showcase
Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Riot Comedy Club is the “perfect destination” 🙄 for your oh-so-exciting nights. Forget Netflix,…
OMG! Nuclear Weapons are, like, SOOOO Last Week, CNN
Well, folks, buckle up because the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare you with their doom-and-gloom nuclear…
Riot’s “Comedy” Showcase: Prepare for Disappointment
🎤 LOL! Netflix rejects? HBO rejects? 🤣 Riot Comedy Club: Houston’s “best” comedy—as if!🤪 Trade your boring bar🍸 for our…
The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff
Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some TRUTH 💣. Apparently, more indie games “succeeded” on Steam this year than ever before.…