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Charli XCX Reveals Her Favorite Hidden Gem Movies
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Charli XCX Reveals Her Favorite Hidden Gem Movies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

Charli XCX’s love of film and her pivot towards the medium is out there for all to see. Now, some…

Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow
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Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest news about the civilian nuclear agreement between the United…

Conor Oberst Struggles To Write About Trump Era
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Conor Oberst Struggles To Write About Trump Era

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

Conor Oberst, the singer-songwriter behind Bright Eyes, is finding it “almost impossible” to bring out his early 2000s protest songwriter…

Warner Bros peddles Batman exclusivity to Amazon Luna
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Warner Bros peddles Batman exclusivity to Amazon Luna

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Amazon and Warner Bros. are at it again, because what the world really needed was another Batman game. I mean,…

CAPCOM milks Dragon Quest again with Monsters: The Withered World
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CAPCOM milks Dragon Quest again with Monsters: The Withered World

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Fans of the Dragon Quest Monsters series, rejoice! CAPCOM has finally decided to bless us with a plethora of details…

Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday
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Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday

FinnJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

The first official trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has dropped, and with it comes the return of Steve Rogers, reconnecting with…

Ripper Owens still delusional about his singing abilities
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Ripper Owens still delusional about his singing abilities

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

In a stunning turn of events, former Judas Priest and current KK’s Priest vocalist Tim “Ripper” Owens revealed in a…

Tom Holland Throws Up on Hot Ones Show
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Tom Holland Throws Up on Hot Ones Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

Tom Holland’s appearance on Hot Ones took an unexpected turn when he threw up on the show. The actor, known…

Beach Boys Push Back Summer Tour For Mike Love Break
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Beach Boys Push Back Summer Tour For Mike Love Break

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

The Beach Boys have rescheduled their remaining summer tour dates so that Mike Love, the only original member in the…

Capitalism Loses Favor Among Americans Somehow Still Surprising Some People
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Capitalism Loses Favor Among Americans Somehow Still Surprising Some People

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s strategy for the 2026 midterm elections is to…

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