Wholesale Inflation So Hot It’s Practically on Fire (and Blaming You)
Oh, look, the “news” is trying to scare us again! Seems like even the wholesale prices are finally admitting that…
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State Department’s ‘Human Rights’ Report: Sugarcoating Atrocities for Our Besties
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our Glorious President Trump! This time, they’re whining about…
ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!
Ahoy, shipmates! Get ready to drain your bank accounts 💸 because 70000 Tons Of Metal, the only metal cruise that…
Magic: The Gathering and Avatar: The Last Airbender Crossover: Prepare for Disappointment!
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats because Wizards of the Coast is at it again! 🙄 Fresh off the heels…
Ryan Reynolds Drops Avengers Bomb, Internet Goes Full-On Deadpool Psycho
OMG! 😱 You guys are STILL talking about Deadpool joining the Avengers? Seriously? 🙄 Hasn’t Marvel milked that cow dry…
Helldivers 2 Prepares to Steal Halo 3: ODST’s Underwear, CEO Warns of Impending Pant-Soiling Crisis
OMG! Helldivers 2, the game PC and PS5 players have been gatekeeping for months, is finally slumming it on Xbox!…
Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content
Oh, great, another video game adaptation nobody asked for! 🙄 Apparently, Ubisoft, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe after one…
Zach Cregger’s Hilarious Take: Resident Evil Starring People You’ve Never Heard Of
**Oh, great, another “visionary” director, Zach Cregger of Weapons “fame,” is here to grace us with his “unique” take on…
Taylor Swift to Drop New Album: Prepare for Peak Showgirl Era, Whether You Like It or Not
OMG 😱 Swifties, brace yourselves! Taylor Swift, our queen of Easter eggs and calculated chaos, is *finally* gracing us with…
Aerosmith’s Joe Perry Dumps Old Drummer, Finds New One Behind the Kit for Upcoming THE JOE PERRY PROJECT Tour
OMG! 😱 Another band member bites the dust! 💀 Apparently, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ resident stickman Eric Kretz has decided that…