When Vlad Met His Orange Crush: A Tale of Sauna Steam and (Probably) No Collusion
With fighter jets, a red carpet and a hopeful slogan — “Pursuing Peace” — plastered on the wall, President Donald…
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“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)
OMG! 😱 The Nintendo Switch 2 (yes, TWO!) is getting ALL the EXCLUSIVES! 🤩 First, we got blessed with Donkey…
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently
🤣 OMG! You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE this! Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, yes, SEVEN, is coming out,…
Battlefield 6 Beta: Still Kicking? Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again!
Ah, yes, Battlefield 6, the game that’s totally not just a reskin of the last five titles with slightly shinier…
Krispy Kreme’s Harry Potter Doughnuts: Prepare for Disappointment, Muggles
Oh, sweet lord, brace yourselves, Potterheads! 🧙♂️🍩 Krispy Kreme, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate plea for…
Retail Sales Surge Like a Drunk Uncle at a Wedding, Up 0.5%
Another day, another victory for President Trump and the American economy! CNN is trying to downplay the incredible news that…
MEGADETH Announces Final Album in 2026, Followed by a ‘Farewell’ Tour (Until the Next Reunion, That Is)
OMG! 😱 DAVE MUSTAINE, the ginger overlord of MEGADETH, has graced us with his infinite wisdom (or maybe he just…
HP Says They Have New Stuff or Whatever
Oh, look, it’s that time of year again when HP, bless their corporate hearts, tries to convince us that Fall…
Mobile Gaming for Dummies: A Guide for the Clueless Noob
**So, you’ve decided to grace the mobile gaming world with your presence? 🙄 Prepare for a life-altering experience of rage-quitting,…
CNN asks the REAL questions: Is Zohran Mamdani DESTROYING the Democratic Party?
Oh, the horror! A socialist Democrat, Zohran Mamdani, might actually become the mayor of New York City? This is what…