Batman Returns (and promptly leaves because who wants to see that again)
Oh, great, more Batman 🦇. As if we needed another reason to relive the glory days of the late ’80s…
Tag: News
Another One Bites the Dust: Fed Governor Flees, MAGA Minion to Fill the Void | CNN (Comically Negligible News) Business
Oh, joy! Another Deep State operative bites the dust! Adriana Kugler, hand-picked by Sleepy Joe himself, is hightailing it out…
CNN: Trump’s Tariffs—Still the Leprosy of Economics, But Republicans are Catching the Disease
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re trying to twist the narrative on President Trump’s brilliant tariff…
Spoiled Brats in the Sky: How Private Jets are Ruining the Planet for Everyone Else
Oh, the horror! Those limousine liberals are at it again, polluting our precious skies with their private jets while lecturing…
Cronos: Dawn Breaks, Switch 2 Shakes (and Probably Still Fakes)
Oh, sweet gamers, prepare yourselves for the most thrilling, groundbreaking, and totally-not-derivative experience of the decade! Cronos: The New Dawn,…
Silent Hill F: The Horror Game So Realistic, Even Mother Nature Threw a Hissy Fit
So, the geniuses behind Silent Hill f, in their infinite wisdom, decided that the *real* Silent Hill (you know, the…
‘Gremlins 3’ Script: Spielberg’s Napping, We’re Waiting
Oh, joy! 🎉 Another Gremlins sequel is supposedly on the horizon because, let’s be honest, Hollywood is just brimming with…
Witness the Glorious Trainwreck: Mariachi Band Violates Ozzy’s ‘Crazy Train’
Video of the Mariachi Rams, bless their cotton socks 🧦, playing a *slightly* butchered adaptation of the timeless 🕰️ Ozzy…
Dems Throw a Hissy Fit, Sue ICE for Not Getting All-Access Detention Center Passes
More socialist theatrics from the Democrats! Now they’re suing President Trump for not letting them waltz into ICE detention centers…
Senate Dems Invoke Ancient Ritual to Unleash Epstein’s Forbidden Scroll
Here we go again, folks! Chuckie Schumer and his band of merry socialist Democrats are at it, demanding more Epstein…