5 Things You NEED to Know on July 28th (Or the World Might Explode)
Well, folks, another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to undermine our GREAT President Trump! First up, a…
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OMG! Jason’s Back (Again!) – New Movie & Game Announced (Because We Needed More)
OMG! 😱 Did you guys hear? Some nobody at Horror Inc. (yeah, never heard of them either) mumbled something about…
Puscifer Drops a Retrospective Album So You Can Pretend You’ve Been a Fan All Along
PUSCIFER, the pretentious art-rock collective fronted by wine-slinging overlord Maynard James Keenan, along with his sidekicks Mat Mitchell and Carina…
Europe and Trump Finally Agree on Something, World Still Ends Tomorrow
Another day, another win for President Trump! The Fake News CNN is trying to downplay it, but our fearless leader…
METALLICA Planning To Annoy Las Vegas With Extended Residency, Sources Say
According to Vital Vegas, METALLICA, those geriatric thrashers, are “ready to ink a deal for a Sphere residency” in Las…
GOP Lawmakers Throwing Shade Like Epstein’s Island Tan
Well, folks, the Fake News at CNN is at it again, trying to stir up drama and division among Republicans…
Oh great, another “most consequential week” according to CNN Business
Well, well, well, looks like the liberal media at CNN is in a tizzy! They’re trying to scare you folks…
CNN Politics: You call this a political landscape? We call it a clown convention
Oh, the agony of these so-called “polls”! It’s like the liberal media is desperately trying to find something, anything, to…
Dork Does Dumb Stunt in a Dirigible- CNN
Another day, another puff piece from Fake News CNN, this time fawning over a glorified balloon! They call it the…
**Woof Times: Pawsitively Ruff Economy Forces Furry Friends into Foreclosure**
The Liberal Media is at it again, folks! CNN is now blaming President Trump’s booming economy for people surrendering their…