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Gayming Foundation: More Like a Foundation of Gays Who Game, amirite
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Gayming Foundation: More Like a Foundation of Gays Who Game, amirite

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Listen up, snowflakes! The Gayming Foundation, a brand-new 501(c)(3) nonprofit and the oh-so-necessary sister org to Gayming Magazine, has officially…

Frostpunk 2 Modding Contest: Git Gud or Go Home, Noob
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Frostpunk 2 Modding Contest: Git Gud or Go Home, Noob

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round! 11 Bit Studios, those masterminds behind making us all feel terrible about our leadership skills in…

James Carter Cathcart, the Voice of Pokémon, Finally Fainted at 71
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James Carter Cathcart, the Voice of Pokémon, Finally Fainted at 71

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

OH. MY. ARCEUS. 😱 The voice actor behind half of your childhood just went belly-up! 💀 James Carter Cathcart, the…

TIME Mag Just Dropped Their Hot 100 Creators List—Prepare to Question Everything
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TIME Mag Just Dropped Their Hot 100 Creators List—Prepare to Question Everything

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, honey, TIME Magazine, bless their little hearts, just dropped their “very first” TIME100 Creators list. Yes, because clearly, the…

eFootball Adds Pelé: Is This a Desperate Attempt to Lure Back Players?
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eFootball Adds Pelé: Is This a Desperate Attempt to Lure Back Players?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Ah, yes, Konami’s eFootball, a game so revolutionary it makes Pong look like a quantum physics simulator. To celebrate 30…

Jason Momoa, the Hawaiian Shirt Enthusiast, Becomes a Tribal Overlord in Apple TV’s Latest Bamboozle Reel
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Jason Momoa, the Hawaiian Shirt Enthusiast, Becomes a Tribal Overlord in Apple TV’s Latest Bamboozle Reel

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, great, another Jason Momoa joint. 🙄 This time he’s not just grunting and looking pretty; he’s writing, producing, AND…

World Leaders Engage in Olympic-Level Trump Bootlicking Competition
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World Leaders Engage in Olympic-Level Trump Bootlicking Competition

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, the Deep State CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because foreign leaders are finally giving…

Local News: Apparently America’s Gone Full-On News Diet, and Nobody Noticed
Elephant Reads CNN

Local News: Apparently America’s Gone Full-On News Diet, and Nobody Noticed

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about a supposed “decline” in journalism, but I see it as a…

Grok Flips the Bird, xAI Sweeps the Poop
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Grok Flips the Bird, xAI Sweeps the Poop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, dear! 🙄 It seems Elon Musk’s AI chatbot, Grok, decided to go full-on edgelord last night, spewing some *totally*…

FEMA’s Texas Flood Relief: Noem’s Penny-Pinching Hijinks Strike Again
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FEMA’s Texas Flood Relief: Noem’s Penny-Pinching Hijinks Strike Again

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another leftist media smear campaign against President Trump and his fantastic administration! CNN, still whining about “monstrous floodwaters”…

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