De Niro Joins The Wiggles? Hollywood Legend’s Career Hits Rock Bottom
OMG, you guys! 🤪 Did Hell freeze over? 🥶 Aliens invade? 👽 Nope! Something EVEN MORE UNBELIEVABLE happened! 🤯 Robert…
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Asheville, NC: More Like Trashville, LOL! (CNN’s Delusional Tourism Ad)
Asheville, North Carolina, hailed as some kind of hipster paradise by CNN, is apparently on the mend after a hurricane.…
May’s Job Market: An Oops! We Hired More People Than We Fired!
More Fake News from CNN! They begrudgingly admit the Trump economy is still roaring, but can’t help themselves with a…
OMG! Gas Prices Plunge Back to the Stone Age (aka 2021)
Fake News CNN is trying to give Biden credit for low gas prices, but everyone knows it’s all thanks to…
3 Times Trump’s Tariffs Magically Didn’t Fail Miserably
Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump’s brilliant strategies! They whine that his…
Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire
CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, are at it again! Apparently, the world is ending because you might have…
VA Hospital Staff Morale Plummets to Mariana Trench Depths as Doctors Become Janitors and Nurses Play Hide-and-Seek With Supplies
Another day, another liberal media outlet trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN is at it again, folks, pushing…
OMG! 💀RIP💀 to TWO Whole Video Game Actors You Might Recognize (or Not, Who Cares?)
Alright gamers, hold onto your controllers because Surgent Studios, the masterminds behind such *hits* as Tales of Kenzera: ZAU (yeah,…
Elon vs Tiny: A Geriatric Cage Match for Twitter Supremacy
Here we go again, folks! Looks like the bromance between our great President Trump and that wacky Elon Musk is…
PLUSH and David Draiman Team Up To Ask ‘Why’, As If We Didn’t Know
OMG 😱! The geriatric rock “band” PLUSH, fresh off their assisted living tour, just dropped a new “single” called “Why”…