Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!
Oh, great, another Pokémon game—because clearly, what the world needs now is more ways to watch little creatures punch each…
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NASHVILLE PUSSY RETURNS WITH ’10 INCHES OF PUSSY SEASON 1′ EP AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF QUIETUDE
Oh, look! Nashville Pussy’s back from their eight-year nap with a shiny new EP! 🍆💅 And before you ask, no,…
Supreme Court Revives Street Preacher’s Epic Rant Against ‘Sissies’ at Concert – Free Speech Wins, Egos Bruised
Oh look, another “free speech” hero gets his day in court – and by hero, I mean the guy yelling…
The Absolute *Shocking* Oscar Winners That Make Us Question Humanity’s Taste
Okay, let’s get this straight. The Academy Awards are meant to be the pinnacle of cinematic achievement—the gold standard for…
TIME reporter bravely admits, “I’m not dead yet,” after Trump casually reminds him that war is *gasp* dangerous
Look Who’s Scared Now: TIME Reporter Cries About War Chats With Trump Oh, look! The liberals are clutching their pearls…
METALLICA: Because Las Vegas Wasn’t Loud Enough, Here Come Six More Shows to Melt Your Ears at the Sphere
Oh look, another announcement that’s going to make every metalhead with disposable income hyperventilate. METALLICA, those delightful four horsemen of…
Prime Video’s March 2026 Lineup: More Shows Than You Have Time to Watch (Or Will)
Prime Video continues its monthly tradition of making you question your life choices with a March 2026 lineup so vast,…
“NHS Pensions: The Golden Goose That Keeps on Giving (or Just Confusing You?)”
Oh great, another NHS Pension Scheme event. Just what we all needed, right? NHS Pensions – Understanding the Scheme and…
Nick Barker: The Thunderous Tales of a Blast Beat Legend, Now in Book Form (No Need to Double-Kick Your Way Through It)
Well, well, well… look who’s finally decided to spill the beans—Nick Barker, the legendary blast-beat machine himself, is writing an…
Honkai Star Rail Invasion: Epic Crossover Chaos Hits Fortnite, Version 4.0 Drops Sooner Than You Can Say “Genshin Who?”
Two titanic forces of live-service gaming are finally crashing into each other like two oblivious shoppers at a buffet, as…