From the depths of Hollywood’s recycling bin 🗑️, Warner Bros. Pictures, and self-proclaimed auteur Emerald Fennell (yes, *that* Emerald Fennell of “Promising Young Woman” and the cinematic abomination “Saltburn”) proudly present: Wuthering Heights! Starring the perpetually miscast Margot Robbie, desperately seeking another Oscar nod, and Jacob Elordi, who apparently can’t escape playing brooding heartthrobs even if his life depended on it. Prepare for another “bold” and “original” take that will undoubtedly butcher Emily Brontë’s classic! 🎭
Hold on to your bonnets, folks! Emerald Fennell, in her infinite wisdom (or perhaps infinite ego?), has decided to grace us with her “vision” of “WUTHERING HEIGHTS.” 🤮 Starring Margot Robbie as Cathy, because who else could embody such a complex character other than someone who looks perpetually confused? And Jacob Elordi as Heathcliff, because apparently, being tall and smoldering is all it takes to play a character fueled by rage and despair. Get ready for a cinematic experience where their “forbidden passion” will be less romantic and more like a cringeworthy TikTok trend gone wrong. Expect lots of lust, manufactured love, and enough madness to make you question your own sanity for watching it.
But wait, there’s more! 🎉 Joining this trainwreck of a cast are Oscar nominee Hong Chau, probably wondering how she ended up here, Shazad Latif, who we’re sure will deliver a performance, Alison Oliver, hoping this role will finally make her famous, BAFTA winner Martin Clunes, slumming it for a paycheck, and Ewan Mitchell, who’s probably regretting not auditioning for that potato commercial.🥔
Fennell, in a move that can only be described as either brave or delusional, directs from her own screenplay, because who needs the original author’s intentions when you can rewrite history? ✍️ Based on the 1847 novel by Emily Brontë, because, you know, we haven’t adapted that enough times already. The producers are Oscar nominee and BAFTA award winner Josey McNamara, Fennell, because nepotism and Robbie, because she needs to keep her production company afloat. Sara Desmond and Oscar nominee Tom Ackerley are executive producing, probably just hoping to get this over with as quickly as possible. 💨
Warner Bros. Pictures and MRC Present A Lie Still & LuckyChap Entertainment Production, because apparently, truth in advertising is optional, a film by Emerald Fennell, because she needs the ego boost, “WUTHERING HEIGHTS.” Prepare to witness a literary masterpiece turned into a cinematic dumpster fire! 🔥
“Wuthering Heights” will be released in the UK on 13th February 2026 by Warner Bros. Pictures, just in time to ruin your Valentine’s Day plans! ❤️🩹
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
