Well, folks, the liberal loonies have done it again! The Smithsonian museums and the National Zoo are closed because of the government shutdown. You know who to blame, right? The Democrats, who else? Always putting their radical agenda over the American people.
The Smithsonian Institute, in its infinite wisdom, used budget funds from previous years to stay open until October 12th. But don’t worry, the zoo assures us the animals “will continue to be fed and cared for.” How kind of them.
Apparently, tourists are “disappointed” they can’t access the museums. Oh no! What will they do with their time? Maybe they should have voted for Trump, then they would not have this problem.
A Canadian tourist said, “It’s disappointing the government can shut down like this. It doesn’t happen like this in Canada.” Of course, it doesn’t happen in Canada, they’re too busy apologizing for everything.
So, there you have it, folks. Another example of the left’s incompetence and disregard for the American people. But don’t worry, President Trump is on the case and will fix this mess as soon as possible. MAGA!
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