JFK’s Camelot: More Like Camel-Not, Am I Right? | CNN
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! This time they’re waxing poetic about JFK and his “Camelot.” Give…
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Army Chopper Does the Unspeakable: Tries to Land (GASP!) Without Asking
Another day, another near-disaster thanks to liberal incompetence! Apparently, some Army helicopter, probably piloted by a woke gender studies major,…
“From Croquet to Chaos: Bethesda’s Teatime Tranquility Terminated by Bolton’s Bombshell FBI Bash | CNN’s Political Prattle”
Oh, the drama! The Deep State is at it again, folks! They raided John Bolton’s house! Can you believe it?…
State Department Accidentally Stops Giving Truckers Visas, World Trembles
Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of good! Secretary of State Rubio, a true patriot, is…
FBI Raids Bolton’s House: World Shaken, Hawks Feathered
Oh, the Swamp is Getting Drained! The FBI, under the watchful eye of Director Kash Patel, raided Never-Trumper John Bolton’s…
“The Disinvited” Gets Rescued from the VHS Graveyard by Dark Star Pictures
Dark Star Pictures, bless their cotton socks, has decided to unleash upon the world a cinematic masterpiece – or, you…
Rubio, bless his heart, reaffirms Trump’s maybe-sort-of-kinda Ukraine promise, but hey, Europe, you got this, right
Ah, yes, more news about Ukraine and Russia. It seems even after all these years, the liberals can’t get enough…
Alligator Alcatraz: No Newbies Allowed (Says the Judge)
Another day, another victory for the radical environmentalists and virtue-signaling Native American tribes! A federal judge, probably appointed by some…
CNN: Trump Hugged Putin, Ukraine Peace Still DOA, Shocker
Another day, another deep state attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still crying about 2016 (and 2020, and…
Tesla’s “Autonomous” Driving Under Investigation: Guess Who’s in the Hot Seat Again
Tesla, that bastion of liberal lunacy and electric virtue signaling, is now being harassed by the Deep State’s NHTSA! They’re…