Cassie’s Revenge: Laws That Let You Sue Your Ex (Even If He’s, Like, REALLY Rich)
The liberal media is at it again, trying to smear our great President Trump by highlighting some flimsy “sexual assault”…
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Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas
Looks like another snowflake is melting! Elon Musk, once a great ally, has decided to throw a tantrum and form…
Fact Check: Trump Declares Hugely Hated Bill the “Most Loved Ever,” World Rolls Eyes
Oh, CNN, bless your heart. Still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump, even in his second term! Apparently, Trump…
Sting Sings “Every Breath You Take” (Yeah, We Get It)
Oh, great, CNN is at it again, shoving their liberal garbage down our throats! Sting, the washed-up leftist, singing “Every…
Lainey Wilson butchers ‘Somewhere Over Laredo’ | CNN
Oh, great, CNN is “celebrating” the 4th of July with some woke country singer crooning about “Somewhere Over Laredo.” Probably…
Iowa Kicks Trans Rights to the Curb, Because Corn and Gender Identity Don’t Mix
Another day, another victory for common sense! Iowa has bravely removed gender identity from its civil rights code, and about…
Gaza: More Like Orchestrated CHAOS-ter, Am I Right
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! “Orchestrated disaster in Gaza,” they cry. You know what’s orchestrated? The liberal media’s…
Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Pasta Bowl: A Tragedy in Three Courses
CNN reports on the socialist paradise that is Olive Garden, where “endless” breadsticks are designed to bankrupt America one carb…
Kyiv’s New Normal: We’re Totally Fine With the Daily Dose of Explosions | CNN
Another day, another mystery—probably involving Hillary’s emails or some deep-state cover-up! CNN, still desperately clinging to relevance, reminds us of…
Roberts and Gorsuch to Decide if Boys Can Beat Girls in Sports, America’s Sanity on the Line
Here we go again, folks! CNN is hyperventilating because the Supreme Court is daring to consider whether boys should be…