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Tag: Punk

LAMB OF GOD Drops By Philly For Surprise Gig Because Why Not Celebrate ‘Into Oblivion’ With Oblivion?
OMG, LAMB OF GOD is doing a super secret tiny concert in Philly and you're invited to beg for tickets like it's Black Friday at Walmart!
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LAMB OF GOD Drops By Philly For Surprise Gig Because Why Not Celebrate ‘Into Oblivion’ With Oblivion?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

So, apparently LAMB OF GOD thinks they’re too cool for stadiums now and are playing at Philadelphia’s TLA (Theatre of…

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, TOOL, LIMP BIZKIT And PIERCE THE VEIL To Headline 2026 AFTERSHOCK Festival Because Your Inner 2004 Just Called And Wants Its Playlist Back
Hold My Beer (and My Sanity): Aftershock 2026 Just Dropped a 140-Band Nuclear Bomb
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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, TOOL, LIMP BIZKIT And PIERCE THE VEIL To Headline 2026 AFTERSHOCK Festival Because Your Inner 2004 Just Called And Wants Its Playlist Back

Chord F. DiscordMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Sacramento, CA – In a move that can only be described as “Y2K panic meets Hot Topic catalog,” Danny Wimmer…

SEX PISTOLS Featuring FRANK CARTER Say “Oops, We Forgot You!” and Drop 2026 North American Tour Dates
SEX PISTOLS with Frank Carter Announce North American Comeback Tour—Because Why Not, We're All Gonna Die Anyway
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SEX PISTOLS Featuring FRANK CARTER Say “Oops, We Forgot You!” and Drop 2026 North American Tour Dates

Chord F. DiscordMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

After a brief hiatus caused by guitarist Steve Jones’s wrist deciding it had enough of humanity, the SEX PISTOLS are…

JOHN 5 Is ‘Super Excited’ About Setlist For MÖTLEY CRÜE’s Summer 2026 Tour Because Finally He Can Play That One Song He Practiced for 8 Hours
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JOHN 5 Is ‘Super Excited’ About Setlist For MÖTLEY CRÜE’s Summer 2026 Tour Because Finally He Can Play That One Song He Practiced for 8 Hours

Chord F. DiscordMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Alright, hold onto your leather pants, because John 5 is here to school us on the sacred art of NOT…

ROB ZOMBIE Unleashes Musical Madness With ‘F.T.W. 84’ Video From ‘The Great Satan’ Album – Satan Smiles and the Devil Nods in Approval
Holy Hell, Rob Zombie's Back with "The Great Satan" and It's Absolutely Devilishly Good 😈
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ROB ZOMBIE Unleashes Musical Madness With ‘F.T.W. 84’ Video From ‘The Great Satan’ Album – Satan Smiles and the Devil Nods in Approval

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Rob Zombie, the undisputed king of shock rock and horror aesthetics, has unleashed his eighth studio album, “The Great Satan,”…

WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want
Professional wrestling is scripted, but this experience was pure, unfiltered magic.
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WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

I’ve been watching professional wrestling since I was four years old, back when Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s autograph was the crown…

Dropkick Murphys feat. Haywire in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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Dropkick Murphys feat. Haywire in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 23, 2026

Irish American Celtic punk from Quincy, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Irish American Celtic punk from Quincy, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Irish American Celtic punk from Quincy, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Haywire in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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Haywire in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Hardcore punk from Boston, MA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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