Business Acquisition Lunch & Learn: Where Sandwiches Are Served and Companies Are Devoured
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Tag: Reality
ROB HALFORD Hits 40 Years Without Booze Because Apparently Even Metal Gods Get Tired of Headbanging Into Walls
JUDAS PRIEST’s Rob Halford Celebrates 40 Years of Not Dying on a Tour Bus Like a Rock ‘n’ Roll ClichĆ©…
Watch Rachel McAdams and Dylan OāBrien in the new trailer for Sam Raimiās Send Help ā Because After The Last Horror Movie, We Definitely Need More Nightmares
šØ BREAKING: Rachel McAdams and Dylan OāBrien Stranded on Island, Hollywood Calls It āArtā šØ šļøš In a shocking turn…
Going Hands-On With ROMEO IS A DEAD MANāDeath And Taxes: Because Nothing Says Fun Like Paying Your Last Bill
Move over, William Shakespeareābecause Romeo isnāt just dead, heās been cybernetically resurrected, weaponized, and shoved into a multiversal soap opera…
The Muppet Show Crawls Out of Retirement Like a Zombified Puppet to Tease Its Own Doom
šØ BREAKING: FELT-BASED TERROR RETURNS TO TELEVISION šØ In a move that will either restore your childhood or psychologically scar…
Suzy Sheer: Silicone Valley’s Patch+ Fails to Stick to Reality
šØ ATTENTION, HUMAN BEINGS WITH ID! šØ We will NOT accept your expired library card, your pet’s vaccination record, or…
FLIRT FRIDAYS: When Your Dating App Becomes a Reality Show and Youāre the Star (Oops)
šØ BREAKING: Atlantaās Most Exclusive āClubā Just Openedā¦ Itās a Restaurant! šø Every Friday, Seven Midtown morphs from āfancy dinner…
Amorphis’s Santteri Kallio Thinks AI Music Videos Are the Future Because He’s Too Lazy to Hire a Director
Oh great, another day on the internet where weāre not just debating whether robots will replace us, but whether theyāll…
Caribbean vacations ruined by pesky clouds and bureaucracy
Another day, another American military operation to save the world from another socialist dictator ā and now the snowflakes in…
John Wick and Saw Games In Development, Confirmed By Lionsgate ā Because Apparently Video Games Still Exist
šØ BREAKING: Lionsgate Announces New John Wick and Saw Games, Because Apparently We Need More Ways to Die in Virtual…