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Jamie Dimon Hesitates to Criticize Trump… Until the Billionaire Remembers He Has a Wallet
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Jamie Dimon Hesitates to Criticize Trump… Until the Billionaire Remembers He Has a Wallet

Big ElephantJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to show up at Davos. Jamie Dimon, the so-called “King of Wall Street,”…

CD Projekt Red Hates Fun, Ruins Cyberpunk 2077 VR Mod With DMCA Strike
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CD Projekt Red Hates Fun, Ruins Cyberpunk 2077 VR Mod With DMCA Strike

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like the corporate suits at CD Projekt Red have finally decided to unleash the legal dogs…

Fact Check: The Facts That Hurt Trump’s Feelings in His Extraordinary Norwegian Spam Message
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Fact Check: The Facts That Hurt Trump’s Feelings in His Extraordinary Norwegian Spam Message

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

Breaking: President Trump Dismantles Danish Hoax, Exposes Deep State Cover-Up on Greenland! Patriots, rejoice! President Donald J. Trump, currently serving…

The Dramatic, Unhinged, and Deeply Weird Oval Office Meltdowns of Trump’s Second Act (Can Someone Check If the Resolute Desk Is Crying?)
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The Dramatic, Unhinged, and Deeply Weird Oval Office Meltdowns of Trump’s Second Act (Can Someone Check If the Resolute Desk Is Crying?)

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

CLM Headquarters: The Glorious, Totally Normal Goings-On in President Trump’s Oval Office Well, folks, the Mainstream Media is at it…

Adrian Smith Confirms Nicko McBrain Was Slowly Dying On The Throne And They Had To Unplug His Life Support Just To Finish The Tour
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Adrian Smith Confirms Nicko McBrain Was Slowly Dying On The Throne And They Had To Unplug His Life Support Just To Finish The Tour

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Well, folks, gather ’round the digital campfire as we dissect the latest chapter in the Heavy Metal Bible: Iron Maiden…

5 big takeaways from CNN’s totally non-biased, definitely not-rigged, definitely-not-trying-to-get-clicks poll of Trump’s first year
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 big takeaways from CNN’s totally non-biased, definitely not-rigged, definitely-not-trying-to-get-clicks poll of Trump’s first year

Big ElephantJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

The Fake News CNN Poll Results Are In, And It’s All Fake News, Folks! President Trump Is Doing Better Than…

Kathleen Kennedy Finally Admits the Han Solo Movie Was the Space-Bucket List Item We All Forgot to Check Off
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Kathleen Kennedy Finally Admits the Han Solo Movie Was the Space-Bucket List Item We All Forgot to Check Off

FinnJanuary 17, 2026January 17, 2026

Behold, the Grand Confession of the Galactic Empress: She Only Regrets the One That Got Away (and the Box Office…

Hold My Hamberder: Why Trump Can’t Nuke Election Day (He’s Too Busy Doing This Weird Thing) | CNN Politics
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Hold My Hamberder: Why Trump Can’t Nuke Election Day (He’s Too Busy Doing This Weird Thing) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 17, 2026January 17, 2026

**TRUMP PLAYfully TROLLS FAKE NEWS MEDIA BY ‘JOKING’ ABOUT CANCELLING 2026 ELECTIONS (Because Why Bother When You’re Winning This Bigly?)**…

GOP Repub: Heckler Suspension an oopsie but Donnie Flipping the Bird Was Totally Based, Says CNN Politics
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GOP Repub: Heckler Suspension an oopsie but Donnie Flipping the Bird Was Totally Based, Says CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 17, 2026January 17, 2026

LIBERAL MEDIA MELTDOWN: Trump Approval Ratings SOAR as CNN Panel Whines About Detroit Hero! The Deep State propaganda machine at…

Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
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Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…

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