Japan Gets Unwanted Shake Upgrade: Mother Nature Drops Surprise 7.6 Patch Update
While a real 7.6 magnitude earthquake shook Japan’s northeastern coast, CNN rushed in with its own aftershock: a hysterical tremor…
Tag: Reality
I Tried Google’s Smart Glasses and Now My Phone Is Just an Overpriced Pocket Brick
Big Tech has finally invented the perfect device for people who think walking into traffic while staring at their phones…
James Cameron Horrified AI Might Steal His Job Directing Avatars
So, apparently, James Cameron, the guy who brought you such cinematic masterpieces as blue cat people and the unsinkable Molly…
Atreyu’s Brandon Saller: “We’re Not Political, We Just Accidentally Wrote Songs That Sound Political, Whoops”
So, Ore Bihovsky from TotalRock’s “Louder” show decided to grace ATREYU vocalist Brandon Saller with a question of utmost importance:…
Surviving the Post-Holiday Travel Apocalypse (Brought to You By Weather)
Another “dangerous” storm, folks! CNN is at it again, hyping up some weather to scare you silly. Probably dreamt up…
Murdaugh Murders: CNN Asks If Hulu’s Fiction Is *Actually* More Real Than Reality
Another day, another leftist propaganda piece masquerading as “entertainment”! Hulu’s “Murdaugh: Death in the Family” is out, and it’s just…
Charlotte’s Sheriff, Once a TV Star, Now Apparently an ICE Agent (LOL) | CNN
Sheriff McFadden’s Sanctuary City Shenanigans Backfire Spectacularly! Another Win for Trump’s America-First Immigration Policies! Garry McFadden, the darling of the…
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Brain Exploded When They Tried to Reboot ‘Total Recall’ (Spoiler: It Was a Total Fail)
OMG, you guys! 🙄 Arnold Schwarzenegger, the guy who peaked in the ’80s and ’90s (no offense, Arnie ❤️), has…
Eclipse Glow Games Vomits New “Tides Of Annihilation” Trailer During Xbox Partner Preview (We’re So Sorry)
Alright gamers, buckle up because Eclipse Glow Games, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has dropped another trailer for…
The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping Gets a Teaser Trailer (Finally, Something to Distract Us From Reality)
Oh, great, another Hunger Games movie 🙄. Because we *totally* needed more dystopian teen angst in our lives. Lionsgate, bless…