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The Trump Admin’s Dilemma: Go Broke or Go Broke Under Water?
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The Trump Admin’s Dilemma: Go Broke or Go Broke Under Water?

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Holy Smokes! The Strait of Hormuz Crisis Is Way Worse Than You Think! Holy smokes, folks! You won’t believe what’s…

Super Mario Galaxy Movie Invades Cosmos With Fox McCloud, Because Why Not Throw Star Fox Into the Mix?
Nintendo just threw Starfox fans a bone, and yes, it's furry, blue, and flying an Arwing into theaters
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Super Mario Galaxy Movie Invades Cosmos With Fox McCloud, Because Why Not Throw Star Fox Into the Mix?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Oh look, Nintendo decided to drop a new character poster right before the release of *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie*,…

WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”
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WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Hold onto your warp drives, folks — William Shatner is back at it again, and this time he’s not just…

Harry Potter’s Big Comeback: First Look Drops, Trailer Teases Tomorrow—Grab Your Wands and Popcorn!
OMG, THEY’RE DOING IT AGAIN. THE *HARRY POTTER* REBOOT IS HERE, AND IT’S COMING FOR YOUR WALLET
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Harry Potter’s Big Comeback: First Look Drops, Trailer Teases Tomorrow—Grab Your Wands and Popcorn!

FinnMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

If you thought the wizarding world was safely tucked away in the annals of nostalgia, think again. HBO just dropped…

Scorsese and DiCaprio Finally Reunite to Pretend They’re Not Getting Older
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Scorsese and DiCaprio Finally Reunite to Pretend They’re Not Getting Older

FinnMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio are at it again, because apparently making six movies together wasn’t enough to satisfy their…

Ranking The Resident Evil Games For The 30th Anniversary – Because Some Zombies Deserve More Love Than Others
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Ranking The Resident Evil Games For The 30th Anniversary – Because Some Zombies Deserve More Love Than Others

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Alright, Resident Evil fans, buckle up. We’re diving headfirst into the best and worst of the series’ 30-year history. It’s…

Minecraft LIVE Unveils Blocky Wonderland And A Bunch Of Other Stuff You’ll Probably Ignore
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Minecraft LIVE Unveils Blocky Wonderland And A Bunch Of Other Stuff You’ll Probably Ignore

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026

Minecraft LIVE just announced a theme park, a dungeon crawler sequel, and baby mobs that will never grow up. Oh,…

Why Americans Ski in Europe: Because Their Wallets Deserve a Vacation Too
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Why Americans Ski in Europe: Because Their Wallets Deserve a Vacation Too

Big ElephantMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

Oh look, the liberal media is at it again — now they’re trying to convince hardworking Americans that skiing in…

Can your wallet survive the gas price apocalypse? Let us know
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Can your wallet survive the gas price apocalypse? Let us know

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Hey America, Welcome to the Biden-Obama-Macron Economy! Gas Prices Skyrocket as We Fight Iran’s Nuclear Ambitions! Well, well, well—look who’s…

TAYLOR MOMSEN On Upcoming THE PRETTY RECKLESS LP ‘Dear God’: ‘I’m So Proud Of This Album, It’s Not Like I’ve Ever Said That Before’
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TAYLOR MOMSEN On Upcoming THE PRETTY RECKLESS LP ‘Dear God’: ‘I’m So Proud Of This Album, It’s Not Like I’ve Ever Said That Before’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

The Pretty Reckless is back with another album that probably cost more than your college tuition. Taylor Momsen, the band’s…

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