James Carter Cathcart, the Voice of Pokémon, Finally Fainted at 71
OH. MY. ARCEUS. 😱 The voice actor behind half of your childhood just went belly-up! 💀 James Carter Cathcart, the…
Tag: RIP
FIRESPAWN Gets GRAVE-ly Serious, Hires JÖRGEN SANDSTRÖM to Fill Vocals Four Years After L.G. PETROV Cashed Out
FIRESPAWN, those lovable Swedish death metallers who brought you such hits as… uh… well, anyway, they’re back! 🎉 Yes, more…
The Obsessed Gets Desperate, Hires Monster Magnet’s Leftovers
OMG! 😱 Those geriatric architects of American “doom” metal, THE OBSESSED, are shaking things up… AGAIN! 🙄 Drummer Brian Costantino…
WE CAME AS ROMANS Announce ‘All Is Beautiful… Because We’re Doomed’ Album, Probably Still Doomed Though, Share ‘Culture Wound’ Single (Prepare for More Wounds)
OMG 😱, the metalcore overlords, WE CAME AS ROMANS, are gracing us with their presence AGAIN! Their new album, dramatically…
MEGADETH Sumo-Sized Fail: Round 2 of Embarrassment
Oh my god, can you even believe this? MEGADETH, those geriatric thrash metal dudes, are STILL trying to stay relevant…
Matt Cameron FINALLY Escapes Pearl Jam After Torturous 27-Year Sentence
Breaking News! 🚨 Matt Cameron, the guy who hits things in PEARL JAM, has finally realized he’s been playing the…
OSCAR GARCIA’s TERRORIZER LA Wastes Everyone’s Time at ‘End Meaningless Noise Vol 3’ in the City of Angels
So, get this: Vocalist Oscar Garcia’s ego trip, I mean, version of TERRORIZER, cleverly disguised as TERRORIZER LA (because originality…
Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop
Well, well, well, what do we have here? Seems like Mr. Blonde himself, Michael Madsen, has decided to check out…
Microsoft to fire thousands, Gamers not spared
Oh, honey, hold onto your controllers! 🎮 Microsoft, the benevolent overlord of gaming, is at it again! Seems like those…
OMG! 💀RIP💀 to TWO Whole Video Game Actors You Might Recognize (or Not, Who Cares?)
Alright gamers, hold onto your controllers because Surgent Studios, the masterminds behind such *hits* as Tales of Kenzera: ZAU (yeah,…