IT Chapter: Rooftop Screams (1990)
**OMG! ๐ Watch a movie on a roof like a basic ๐ Doors open at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30…
Tag: RIP
Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79
OMG! ๐ฑ Like, can you even believe it? Diane Keaton, or whatever, croaked! ๐ Apparently, this happened on Saturday, October…
IAN WATKINS of LOSERPROPHETS Fame Kicks the Bucket at 48 After a Prison Shanking, RIP Bozo
Oh, dear! Apparently, according to The Sun (because who else would report this?), former LOSTPROPHETS front”man,” Ian Watkins, has, like,…
From Tsushima to Ghost of Yลtei: Because Jin Sakai Needed a Ski Trip, Duh
Oh, look, another sequel no one asked for! Ghost of Yลtei is here to cash in on the fleeting glory…
Iron Maiden Gets Minted: Officially Older Than Your Dad’s Coin Collection
The Royal Mint, bless their cotton socks, has decided to slap IRON MAIDEN‘s mug on a coin. ๐ Apparently, these…
Halo Art Guy Walks After 17 Years, Leaves Salty Note Like a Sore Loser
Oh no, another one bites the dust! ๐ Glenn Israel, a so-called “art director” (we use that term loosely, folks…
Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys
ICE NINE KILLS, those maestros of musical mayhem, ๐คก invite you to “dance with the devil in the pale moonlight”…
Oh No! Another Happy Haunting Gone Horribly Wrong
OMG! ๐ฑ A woman DIED ๐ on the Haunted Mansion?! Like, seriously? Did she not read the fine print about…
Rush’s “Fifty Something” Tour Extends Its Lifespan Because Apparently People Still Listen To That
Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame (because apparently that still matters?) inductees, Grammy Award-nominated (for what, exactly?) icons, and RUSH…
DreamPark: Augmented Reality? More Like Augmented Rip-Off
**DreamPark Seattle: Where you pay to exercise!๐โโ๏ธ Instead of Netflix, they make you *move*.๐คฎ They call it “social.”๐ค I call…