Tom Gabriel Fischer on CELTIC FROST’s ‘Cold Lake’: More Like ‘Cold Turd,’ Am I Right? (My Ears Still Bleed After 44 Years)
In a recent chat with some dude named Alejandrosis on YouTube, CELTIC FROST overlord Tom Gabriel Fischer (aka Tom Warrior,…
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Drew Struzan RIP
OMG! 😭 Like, I’m, like, SOOOO devastated to announce that Drew Struzan, the dude who painted, like, ALL your fave…
Comedy Show? More Like Comedy NO-show!
**OMG! 🙄 “Next Stop Comedy,” formerly the “Boston Comedy Club” (RIP Boston 🦞), is gracing Arvada, CO, with its presence!**…
IT Chapter: Rooftop Screams (1990)
**OMG! 🙄 Watch a movie on a roof like a basic 💅 Doors open at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30…
Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79
OMG! 😱 Like, can you even believe it? Diane Keaton, or whatever, croaked! 💀 Apparently, this happened on Saturday, October…
IAN WATKINS of LOSERPROPHETS Fame Kicks the Bucket at 48 After a Prison Shanking, RIP Bozo
Oh, dear! Apparently, according to The Sun (because who else would report this?), former LOSTPROPHETS front”man,” Ian Watkins, has, like,…
From Tsushima to Ghost of Yōtei: Because Jin Sakai Needed a Ski Trip, Duh
Oh, look, another sequel no one asked for! Ghost of Yōtei is here to cash in on the fleeting glory…
Iron Maiden Gets Minted: Officially Older Than Your Dad’s Coin Collection
The Royal Mint, bless their cotton socks, has decided to slap IRON MAIDEN‘s mug on a coin. 🙄 Apparently, these…
Halo Art Guy Walks After 17 Years, Leaves Salty Note Like a Sore Loser
Oh no, another one bites the dust! 👋 Glenn Israel, a so-called “art director” (we use that term loosely, folks…
Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys
ICE NINE KILLS, those maestros of musical mayhem, 🤡 invite you to “dance with the devil in the pale moonlight”…