PRONG’s TOMMY VICTOR Defends DANZIG: ‘He’s Just a Misunderstood Genius (Who Happens to Love Bricks)’
In a recent tell-all with The Garza Podcast, hosted by SUICIDE SILENCE’s own guitar wizard Chris Garza (because who else…
Tag: rock
Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour
So, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees (whatever that even means anymore), Grammy Award-nominated (for participation trophies, I assume),…
Nosferatu: Silent Film and Chamber Orchestra (Because Who Needs Dialogue or a Rock Band?)
OMG! 🙄 Nosferatu, a totally unauthorized Dracula rip-off by F.W. Murnau, is back!🦇 Count Orlok’s thirst for a young lady…
W.A.S.P. Still Alive? See ‘Em in Oulu, Finland – Album ONE Alive! (Barely) Fall 2025 European Tour (Maybe Their Last!)’
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because W.A.S.P., those geriatric glam rockers who somehow haven’t kicked the bucket yet, graced Tullisali in…
Geoff Tate Milks ‘Operation: Mindcrime’ for All It’s Worth in Podunk Town No One’s Ever Heard Of, Promises It’s Really, Totally, Absolutely the Last Time (Until Next Year)
Good news, everyone! 🥳 That guy who used to sing for QUEENSRŸCHE (you know, before they got a *real* singer)…
VINNIE VINCENT Thinks ACE FREHLEY Had ‘Something’ – We’re Dying of Laughter
So, like, KISS guitarist Vinnie Vincent (you know, the dude who kinda looked like a rejected glam rocker from a…
Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story
Oh, dear Lord, can you believe what I just stumbled upon? 🙄 Apparently, MÖTLEY CRÃœE’s John 5 (yes, the guy…
The Cult in Charlotte, NC (10/17/2025)
English rock band from Bradford Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Ace Frehley’s Officially an Ancient Alien at 74
Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! 🎸 Our favorite Spaceman, Ace Frehley, has officially crash-landed on that…
Jacko’s Take: Ozzy’s Last Gig Was Basically a Pre-Death Party
In a recent interview with *Rolling Stone UK*, Jack Osbourne, otherwise known as “Ozzy’s spawn,” shared some profound insights 🙄…