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‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
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‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema

FinnSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Oh, great, another 💩Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…

SEX PISTOLS (feat. FRANK CARTER): Geriatric Punk Show CANCELED ‘Cause Stevie’s Wrist Went “Bollocks”
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SEX PISTOLS (feat. FRANK CARTER): Geriatric Punk Show CANCELED ‘Cause Stevie’s Wrist Went “Bollocks”

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Just when you thought 2025 couldn’t get any more lit 🔥, Frank Carter and those geriatric delinquents from…

SABATON’s Got a Bridge, Get Over It
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SABATON’s Got a Bridge, Get Over It

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Oh, glorious day! The Swedish Eurovision rejects, SABATON, are gracing Europe with their presence in November 2025 for a “20-city…

Lawmakers Throw a Hissy Fit After Border Patrol Briefly Detains Do-Gooder Firefighter Helpers in Washington (OMG!) | CNN
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Lawmakers Throw a Hissy Fit After Border Patrol Briefly Detains Do-Gooder Firefighter Helpers in Washington (OMG!) | CNN

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Oh, the Deep State strikes again! Now they’re arresting HEROES fighting wildfires, all because they might not have the right…

Chainsaw Man—The Movie: Reze Arc Hitting North America on October 29 (Prepare for Peak Fiction or Utter Disappointment)
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Chainsaw Man—The Movie: Reze Arc Hitting North America on October 29 (Prepare for Peak Fiction or Utter Disappointment)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here. After approximately 3 decades of waiting (give or take), Crunchyroll, bless their…

HAIR! (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Musical Matinee)
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HAIR! (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Musical Matinee)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 HAIR (1979), a cinematic masterpiece directed by MiloÅ¡ Forman & screen written by Michael Weller, based on the…

Dino Claims New Guy Sounds Just Like Burton… From Like, Way Back In The Stone Age
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Dino Claims New Guy Sounds Just Like Burton… From Like, Way Back In The Stone Age

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

In a recent totally unbiased and not-at-all-paid-for interview with Metalshop TV, FEAR FACTORY’s very own guitar “hero” Dino Cazares graced…

Little Rock’s finest filmmakers gather to celebrate their cinematic masterpieces (aka sleep deprivation)
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Little Rock’s finest filmmakers gather to celebrate their cinematic masterpieces (aka sleep deprivation)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

**OMG! The 2025 Little Rock 48 Hour Film Project: Movie Premier and Award Ceremony is at the Arkansas Museum of…

Wall Street’s About to Yawn Its Way Through Another Thrilling Finale
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Wall Street’s About to Yawn Its Way Through Another Thrilling Finale

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Looks like the Libtards’ doomsday predictions of a stock market crash after President Trump’s triumphant re-election are, once again, proven…

SEX PISTOLS’ ‘Never Mind The Bollocks’ Reissue: As If You Didn’t Already Own It
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SEX PISTOLS’ ‘Never Mind The Bollocks’ Reissue: As If You Didn’t Already Own It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

“Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols”, an album that apparently “rewired” 20 years of rock in under 40…

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