MACHINE HEAD Forced To Play With Random Dude Named ZACK OHREN At Norway’s TONS OF ROCK Festival
Hey there, metalheads! 🤘 Your favorite Bay Area band, MACHINE HEAD, allegedly kicked off their “summer” 2025 European tour on…
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Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…
ZETRO the Party Pooper: Fired for Being a Debbie Downer in EXODUS, Claims Gary Holt
So, EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt, bless his little heart, did an interview with some Serbian journalist, Jadranka Janković NeÅ¡ić (who?),…
Lou Gramm Still Hawking Foreigner Tunes in Florida: Yawn
OMG! 😱 Did anyone ACTUALLY watch that “performance” from Lou Gramm on the Djbobstar YouTube channel? 🤣 Seriously, it’s like…
ROYALE LYNN Drops ‘WTCH’ Music Video and a ‘Black Magic’ Album – Because We Needed More Magic
Okay, so Nashville “rocker” 🙄 (air quotes, people!) Royale Lynn, bless her heart, has unleashed her new auditory assault, “Black…
Smashing Pumpkins Milking ‘Machina’ For All It’s Worth With Ridiculous 25th-Anniversary Reissue Variants
FINALLY! 🙄 After YEARS of promising, Billy Corgan (aka William Patrick Corgan, in case you forgot he’s trying to be…
AC/DC Kicks Off Geriatric Summer Tour in Prague, Czech President Spotted Napping in Crowd
So, the geriatric rockers AC/DC, bless their cotton socks, 👵👴 allegedly “kicked off” their European “Power Up” tour in Prague…
GENE HOGLAN: Lars Stole My Beat, Metallica Paid My Bills (Allegedly)
In a recent interview with the obscure That Metal Interview podcast, DARK ANGEL drummer Gene Hoglan, bless his heart, is…
Diablo Immortal: Druid Preview – Prepare to be Underwhelmed (and Slightly Furry)
Ah, Diablo Immortal, the game that single-handedly keeps the entire mobile gaming industry afloat with its groundbreaking innovation and definitely-not-predatory…
FTC Dumps $126M on Fortnite Noobs, Begging for Refund Cries ‘Til July
Oh, sweet tears of joy! 😠The FTC, bless their bureaucratic hearts, is shoveling out another $126 million in Fortnite…