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Tag: rock

Within Temptation’s Sharon Promises Yet ANOTHER “New Sound” (We’ve Heard This One Before, Right?)
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Within Temptation’s Sharon Promises Yet ANOTHER “New Sound” (We’ve Heard This One Before, Right?)

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sharon Den Adel, the elven empress of symphonic cheese, just dropped a BOMBSHELL! 💣 Apparently, WITHIN TEMPTATION, those…

Pokémon GO finally makes it easier to lose by letting you throw money at Shadow Raids from your couch! 🛋️💰😂
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Pokémon GO finally makes it easier to lose by letting you throw money at Shadow Raids from your couch! 🛋️💰😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Scopely, bless their greedy little hearts, has announced that *Pokémon GO* Trainers – yes, the same ones still…

John Corabi Claims Next Solo Album Will Be “Eclectic,” Which Probably Means It’ll Be…Something 🤷‍♂️😂🎸
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John Corabi Claims Next Solo Album Will Be “Eclectic,” Which Probably Means It’ll Be…Something 🤷‍♂️😂🎸

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Corabi, the dude who briefly replaced Vince Neil in Mötley Crüe (remember that? No? Exactly!), is now apparently…

Marilyn Manson at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
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Marilyn Manson at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably
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Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Suede, bless their cotton socks (or should that be leather trousers?), are BACK! 🥳 With their TENTH studio album, creatively…

Sleep Token Accidentally Stumbles Onto Charts, Confuses Millions, Achieves “Success”
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Sleep Token Accidentally Stumbles Onto Charts, Confuses Millions, Achieves “Success”

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

According to Billboard, SLEEP TOKEN’s fourth full-length studio effort, “Even In Arcadia”, has landed at position No. 1 on the…

Hollywood Undead at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Hollywood Undead at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American rap rock band from Los Angeles, California!

Mike Shinoda Admits Metallica Gig Wasn’t *Completely* Soul-Crushing
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Mike Shinoda Admits Metallica Gig Wasn’t *Completely* Soul-Crushing

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

So, DJ EFN and N.O.R.E., those titans of insightful celebrity interviews (aka “Drink Champs”, presented by Revolt), managed to snag…

Green Day at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)
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Green Day at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

American punk rock band from Rodeo, California!

Breaking News: Old Dude Shreds, Band You Kinda Remember Plays Some Tunes at Festival You’ve Never Heard Of
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Breaking News: Old Dude Shreds, Band You Kinda Remember Plays Some Tunes at Festival You’ve Never Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

Alright, metalheads (and metal-adjacent folks who accidentally clicked on this), buckle up because we’re about to dissect some drama! ARDENNERY,…

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