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Report: Xbox Cloud Gaming Could Get Free Ad-Supported Tier This Year Because Who Doesn’t Love Unskippable Ads During Boss Fights
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Report: Xbox Cloud Gaming Could Get Free Ad-Supported Tier This Year Because Who Doesn’t Love Unskippable Ads During Boss Fights

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

🚨 Grab your popcorn and prepare your wallet for the “Are You Still Watching?” screen from hell, because Microsoft is…

Hi-Fi Rush physical release lets you pre-order the game you were told you couldn’t own
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Hi-Fi Rush physical release lets you pre-order the game you were told you couldn’t own

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

🚨Attention all rhythm game enthusiasts and collectors who still own DVD players in the year of our Lord 2026! 🚨…

Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
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Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…

Beyoncé and Blue Ivy to Join 2026 Fort Washington Alumnae Chapter Spring Rush After Seeing the Invitation Online
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Beyoncé and Blue Ivy to Join 2026 Fort Washington Alumnae Chapter Spring Rush After Seeing the Invitation Online

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 14, 2026

Registration is requested to attend. Please reserve one spot for Delta Sigma Theta’s “Rush” (or as we call it, The…

The Book They Didn’t Want You to Read: Behind the Secret Genius of 2112
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The Book They Didn’t Want You to Read: Behind the Secret Genius of 2112

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

🎸 2026: The Year When RUSH Fans Finally Get A Coffee Table Book About A 50-Year-Old Album (And It’s About…

Trump Wants to Turn Venezuela Into a Giant Gas Station for America’s Oil Thirst — Good Luck With That
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Trump Wants to Turn Venezuela Into a Giant Gas Station for America’s Oil Thirst — Good Luck With That

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Trump to the Rescue: America’s Oil Titans to Save Venezuela from Its Own Socialist Disaster! In a move that will…

SKINDRED’s BENJI WEBBE: ‘I Pump Iron So Hard My Brain Finally Shows Up To Work’
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SKINDRED’s BENJI WEBBE: ‘I Pump Iron So Hard My Brain Finally Shows Up To Work’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

Benji Webbe Just Invented Motivation, And It’s Called ‘You Got This’ (Also, He Goes To The Gym A Lot) In…

JASON MCMASTER REFUSES PANTERA AUDITION, PROVES HE KNOWS WHAT’S BEST FOR MUSIC
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JASON MCMASTER REFUSES PANTERA AUDITION, PROVES HE KNOWS WHAT’S BEST FOR MUSIC

Chord F. DiscordDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Jason McMaster Almost Became the Voice of Pantera (But Thankfully Didn’t, Because Chaos Was Already Scheduled) 🚨 In…

TA Workshop: How to Cry Professionally While Pretending You’re Helping
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TA Workshop: How to Cry Professionally While Pretending You’re Helping

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 27, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Teaching Assistants to Learn How to Not Scream at Traumatized Kids! 🧠💥 📅 Jan 19, 2026 | ⏰…

5 Things to Know for Dec. 24: Epstein Files, National Guard, Nursing Home Explosion, Student Loans, Weight Loss Drugs | CNN
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5 Things to Know for Dec. 24: Epstein Files, National Guard, Nursing Home Explosion, Student Loans, Weight Loss Drugs | CNN

Big ElephantDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

Leftist Deep State Drops Another Batch of Epstein Files, and Guess Who’s Mentioned 47 Times? (Hint: It’s the Orange Man)…

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