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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Band, THE VIOLENT HOUR, Drops a Music Video So Bad It’ll Make You Want ‘Sex And Cigarettes’
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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Band, THE VIOLENT HOUR, Drops a Music Video So Bad It’ll Make You Want ‘Sex And Cigarettes’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

OMG ๐Ÿ™„, THE VIOLENT HOUR, which is basically BUTCHER BABIES 2.0 but without the other chick, fronted by former BUTCHER…

‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: Prepare to Have Your Eyeballs Glued to the Screen for an Eternity
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: Prepare to Have Your Eyeballs Glued to the Screen for an Eternity

FinnNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Prepare yourselves for an epic cinematic experience filled withโ€ฆ more blue people doing stuff. ๐Ÿ™„ According to the esteemed AMC…

ACA Premium Hikes: Prepare for Impact (and LOLs) in Just Four Charts
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ACA Premium Hikes: Prepare for Impact (and LOLs) in Just Four Charts

Big ElephantNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Obamacare Open Enrollment: Prepare for Sticker Shock Thanks to Socialist Subsidies! The failing Affordable Care Act is back in the…

Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour
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Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

So, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees (whatever that even means anymore), Grammy Award-nominated (for participation trophies, I assume),…

QDOC 2025: The Only Pass You’ll Ever Need (to Watch Docs, Probably)
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QDOC 2025: The Only Pass You’ll Ever Need (to Watch Docs, Probably)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

Your 2025 pass grants ONE whole admission to ALL screenings. WOW! ๐Ÿคช Get your pass at the PASS PICK-UP TOAST…

Bullet Rush: More Like Bulletโ€ฆSnooze, AmIRite?
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Bullet Rush: More Like Bulletโ€ฆSnooze, AmIRite?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “Bullet Rush” Movie Premiere at the Plaza Theatre!** ๐Ÿคฃ Prepare for *thrills*! ๐Ÿคก Tickets available! ๐Ÿค‘ Don’t miss…

Luc Besson’s “The Big Blue” Drowning in 4K UHD: A Remastered Tragedy
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Luc Besson’s “The Big Blue” Drowning in 4K UHD: A Remastered Tragedy

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Luc Bessonโ€™s snoozefest, The Big Blue โ€“ starring Jean Reno, Jean-Marc Barr (who?) and Rosanna Arquette (remember her?) โ€“ is…

Subnautica 2 Founders Throw a Hissy Fit, Sue Krafton for Being Too Demanding Like a Bratty Bride
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Subnautica 2 Founders Throw a Hissy Fit, Sue Krafton for Being Too Demanding Like a Bratty Bride

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, the drama! ๐ŸŽญ Apparently, after getting the boot ๐Ÿฅพ this month, the oh-so-important founders of Unknown Worlds are crying…

Halo Art Guy Walks After 17 Years, Leaves Salty Note Like a Sore Loser
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Halo Art Guy Walks After 17 Years, Leaves Salty Note Like a Sore Loser

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh no, another one bites the dust! ๐Ÿ‘‹ Glenn Israel, a so-called “art director” (we use that term loosely, folks…

Rush’s “Fifty Something” Tour Extends Its Lifespan Because Apparently People Still Listen To That
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Rush’s “Fifty Something” Tour Extends Its Lifespan Because Apparently People Still Listen To That

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame (because apparently that still matters?) inductees, Grammy Award-nominated (for what, exactly?) icons, and RUSH…

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