US Institute of Peace: From Serious to Seriously Doge-ified, Security Chief Howls
In March, the self-proclaimed “geniuses” 🧠 from DOGE, led by the ever-stable 🤪 and totally-not-erratic Elon Musk’s Department of Government…
Tag: Rush
Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)
Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because “Bookie” Season 2 is here to grace us with its presence… or something. If…
CREED’s Guitarist Ruining Horse Race With Off-Key Sinatra Cover
Grammy Award-winning (allegedly) musician, producer (of questionable sounds), author (sure, Jan) and founding member of such groundbreaking (into the ground)…
June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Did you HEAR about “A Minecraft Movie” 🎬? Apparently, it CAUSES RIOTS. Like, actual, popcorn-throwing, “chicken…
OMG! Leaked! PlayStation Plus June 2025 Lineup SO BAD You’ll Wish You Still Had PS3 Games (and Days of Play 2025? More Like Days of Pay, LOL)
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 SONY IS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING! I know, I know, shocking, right? They’re gracing us, the unwashed…
Honkai: Star Rail Adds *Another* Healer and DPS? 😴 Guess they ran out of creative juices and just hit “copy-paste” with extra sparkles ✨ in Version 3.3.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 Hoyoverse, those benevolent overlords of our gacha-fueled dreams (and nightmares 💸), have graced…
DAVID ELLEFSON Thinks Bands Should Talk About Money (Like He Did) So They Don’t, You Know, EXPLODE LATER
So, apparently, Dave Ellefson, the guy who got booted from Megadeth faster than you can say “leaked nudes,” and Burton…
Gene Simmons Swears KISS Won’t Tour Again (Unless the Price is Right, LOL)
In a recent chat with some dude named Kyle Meredith (who?), Gene Simmons, the self-proclaimed God of Thunder (more like…
Oh no, Blizzard’s dumping their mobile dreams and a StarCraft game nobody asked for onto Nexon like a hot potato 🥔🔥🤣!
OMG! 😱 Blizzard, the company that brought you such unforgettable classics as “Diablo Immortal” (remember that gem? 💎) is reportedly…
Hammett and Trujillo Cover Rush🎸: Somewhere, Neil Peart Just Did a Perfect Drum Fill in the Afterlife👴
OMG! 🙄 You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE what those two dudes from METALLICA, Robert “I Used to be in…