Elden Ring Nightreign’s Duo Expeditions: Now Delayed Because Mother Nature Decided to Rage Quit
OMG! 😱 FromSoftware DELAYS Elden Ring Nightreign Duo Expeditions Because the Ocean Decided to Throw a Tantrum! 🌊 Like, Seriously?…
Tag: Rush
Masked Morons in ‘PRESIDENT’ Announce EP Called ‘King Of Errors’
So, there’s this super-duper “mysterious” (read: try-hard) masked British rock band called PRESIDENT. 🙄 Rumor has it, and by “rumor,”…
Evanescence Ditching Their Emo Roots for a Midlife Crisis Album: “We’re Just Doing Whatever Feels Good,” Says Amy Lee, Probably Wearing Crocs
OMG! 😱 In a recent interview with Kevin Ryder and Megan Holiday from the *super* influential KROQ radio station (never…
Joey Belladonna Done Belting for Anthrax’s Album (Finally!), Claims to Be “Really Happy,” World Remains Skeptical
Oh, look, Joey Belladonna is still yapping about that mythical ANTHRAX album. 🙄 In a recent interview with Chicago’s Rebel…
Microsoft to fire thousands, Gamers not spared
Oh, honey, hold onto your controllers! 🎮 Microsoft, the benevolent overlord of gaming, is at it again! Seems like those…
Clawfinger Drops New Single ‘Scum’ – Because Apparently, Trump’s Still Living Rent-Free in Their Heads
OMG! CLAWFINGER, those geriatric Swedish rap-metal dudes, just dropped a music video for their new single, “Scum”. 🙄 Apparently, it’s…
Frank Bello’s Anthrax Debut: From Soiled Pants to Stage Presence
In a recent, totally unbiased interview with The Music Zoo (because who else would interview Frank Bello, amirite?), ANTHRAX’s own…
Battlefield 6 Leak: Rush Mode Confirmed (Finally, Something We Asked For)
Oh, look, another “leak” for Battlefield 6 (or whatever they’re calling it these days). Apparently, some dude named Rain (because…
Mike Portnoy Credits Lars Ulrich as a “Big Influence,” World Laughs, Drummers Faint
In a groundbreaking interview with the intellectual powerhouse known as El Estepario Siberiano, DREAM THEATER’s resident drum-twirling wizard, Mike Portnoy,…
Papa Roach Vomits New Single ‘Braindead’ Featuring Some Guy From H2O or Whatever
PAPA ROACH, those lovable elder statesmen of nu-metal (👴🏼), are back with a brand new banger called “Braindead”, featuring Toby…