Trump’s Legal Gymnastics: Immunity for Himself, But Lock Her Up (Again)
Oh, the tangled web we weave when we try to drain the swamp! It seems President Trump, in his infinite…
Tag: Russia
5 Things You Should Probably Know on July 21 (But Let’s Be Real, You’ll Forget by Noon): Water Everywhere, More Unhappy Places, That Thing Still Happening, Another Car Did a Thing, and Some Team or Something
Well, folks, another day, another deluge of drivel from the Fake News Network! They’re still pushing their global warming hoax,…
Gabbard Goes Full Metal Karen on Obama-Era Officials, Threatens to Snitch Over Ancient History
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining because DNI Tulsi Gabbard is exposing the Deep State’s dirty…
Joe Lynn Turner: Has Anyone Seen My Passport, I Think I Left It In Russia
OMG! 😱 Joe Lynn Turner, the dude who once fronted RAINBOW and DEEP PURPLE (kinda, sorta…), is back with some…
Grizzlies sniff out hypocrisy: what they did to Slaughter to Prevail’s frontman Alex Terrible in Alaska
Russian-American deathcore vocalist Alex Terrible (real name: Alexander Shikolai), known for growling like a demon and thinking like a teenager,…
Maurene Comey: Fired From Epstein Case, Probably a Lizard Person in Disguise, CNN Says
Folks, you won’t believe this! The Deep State swamp is getting drained, one Commie Comey at a time! Maurene Comey,…
Maurene Comey, Fired by Trump, Discovers the Obvious: Tyrants Use Fear, Duh
Maurene Comey, daughter of the infamous James Comey, gets canned, and suddenly it’s a crisis of tyranny! You can’t make…
‘A Different Perspective’ aka ‘The President’s Brain Explodes Over Ukraine’: National Security Nerds React
Oh, CNN, still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump, even in 2025! They’re clutching their pearls because Trump is…
GOP Senators Think Their Russia Sanctions Bill Is a ‘Sledgehammer’ and Not, Like, a Tiny Rubber Chicken for Trump to End War
Oh, the Deep State is panicking because President Trump is about to drop the hammer on Putin! Lindsey Graham and…
AI: Nvidia CEO Says It’s So Positive, It’s Basically a Cult
Oh, honey, did you think Russia invading Ukraine was some kind of SHOCK? The liberal media is acting like this…