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Tag: Russia

Russia Sanctions Bill: GOP Senators Play Twister to Appease Trump’s Delicate Ego
Elephant Reads CNN

Russia Sanctions Bill: GOP Senators Play Twister to Appease Trump’s Delicate Ego

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is trying to make it sound like President Trump is somehow being “controlled” by Russia again! Give…

Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say
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Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another deep state drama! It seems our esteemed Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, dared to…

Trump Apparently Threatened to Bomb Moscow if Putin Invaded Ukraine, According to Tapes (LOL)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Apparently Threatened to Bomb Moscow if Putin Invaded Ukraine, According to Tapes (LOL)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN, still clutching their pearls, released audio of President Trump at a private fundraiser. Apparently, he told…

Pennsylvania Man’s Head-Chopping TikTok Career to Continue in Court
Elephant Reads CNN

Pennsylvania Man’s Head-Chopping TikTok Career to Continue in Court

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Another day, another unhinged leftist bites the dust! Justin Mohn, the Pennsylvania psycho who beheaded his father and posted it…

CIA’s Hot Take: Blames Everyone But Themselves for 2016’s Oopsie
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CIA’s Hot Take: Blames Everyone But Themselves for 2016’s Oopsie

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

More proof the Deep State and the Dems tried to steal the 2016 election from our glorious President Trump! A…

CNN Reports: Ukraine Hilariously Pranks Russian Missile Facility with Fireworks Show
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CNN Reports: Ukraine Hilariously Pranks Russian Missile Facility with Fireworks Show

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing Ukrainian regime to provoke Russia! They claim to have struck a “missile…

Sadist Announces Russian Tour, Forgets World Still Has Internet
Sadist Books Gigs in Putin’s Backyard — What Could Go Wrong?!
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Sadist Announces Russian Tour, Forgets World Still Has Internet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

In a move so tone-deaf it could be heard in Morse code, Italian metal band Sadist has announced two upcoming…

Ukraine’s Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Says Terror Scale Now Bigger Than Ever, Must Be Seen to Be Believed
Elephant Reads CNN

Ukraine’s Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Says Terror Scale Now Bigger Than Ever, Must Be Seen to Be Believed

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! The Ukrainian Foreign Ministry is hyperventilating again about Russia. Apparently, the “scale of terror is growing.” You…

📢 Sadist just announced a Russia tour — and metalheads are DONE with them 📛
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📢 Sadist just announced a Russia tour — and metalheads are DONE with them 📛

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

The Italian metal band Sadist is scheduled to perform in St. Petersburg (Nov 6) and Moscow (Nov 7, 2025). In…

CNN Asks: Which Brainwashed Political Sheep Are YOU? (Take This Quiz to Find Out!)
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CNN Asks: Which Brainwashed Political Sheep Are YOU? (Take This Quiz to Find Out!)

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh, CNN, bless your heart. You’ve “discovered” that some Americans actually have lives and don’t hang on every word of…

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