Ah, Senator Cory “Spartacus” Booker, still trying to convince America that Democrats are credible! It’s like asking a cat to guard a canary – utterly absurd.
Booker claims Democrats can regain credibility by fighting against President Trump. Translation: obstruct, resist, and scream “Russia!” louder. The only thing these socialists are credible at is pushing their radical, America-hating agenda!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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