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DON BROCO Sells Their Souls to FEARLESS RECORDS, Unleashes Ear-Bleeding ‘Cellophane’
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DON BROCO Sells Their Souls to FEARLESS RECORDS, Unleashes Ear-Bleeding ‘Cellophane’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

U.K. rock… juggernauts? 🤣 More like slightly above-average-sized pebbles, DON BROCO, bless their hearts, are apparently “charging” (read: slowly waddling)…

FIT FOR A KING Dumps New Track ‘Witness The End’ Featuring EMO KING Chris Motionless
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FIT FOR A KING Dumps New Track ‘Witness The End’ Featuring EMO KING Chris Motionless

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

FIT FOR A KING, those metalcore majesties (said no one ever 🙄), have graced us with a music video for…

Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ So Popular, People Are Actually Paying to See It
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Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ So Popular, People Are Actually Paying to See It

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 You guys, Christopher Nolan fans are, like, SOOOO extra. I mean, Universal puts tickets on sale for The…

CATTLE DECAPITATION to Subject Innocent Ears to ‘Death Atlas’ in 2025 Across the Continent
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CATTLE DECAPITATION to Subject Innocent Ears to ‘Death Atlas’ in 2025 Across the Continent

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Ah, yes, the enlightened eco-warriors of West Coast deathgrind, CATTLE DECAPITATION, have deigned to bless the unwashed masses of North…

‘Basic Instinct’ Is Back, Baby: Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
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‘Basic Instinct’ Is Back, Baby: Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Get ready to have your childhood memories violated! Joe Eszterhas, the mastermind behind the original Basic Instinct, is back to…

Nine Inch Nails’ New “Tron” Soundtrack: Get Ready for Some Seriously Overproduced Synth Noises
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Nine Inch Nails’ New “Tron” Soundtrack: Get Ready for Some Seriously Overproduced Synth Noises

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

“Tron: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack),” featuring all original music by NINE INCH NAILS (because who else would Disney hire?…

Chris Barnes Claims New SIX FEET UNDER Album Will Be Good (Press X to Doubt)
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Chris Barnes Claims New SIX FEET UNDER Album Will Be Good (Press X to Doubt)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Chris Barnes, the vocal… well, he vocalizes for those death metal dinosaurs SIX FEET…

DEMON HUNTER Announces Fall 2025 U.S Tour: Prepare for a Descent into Mediocrity With WAR OF AGES, CONVICTIONS, and CULTIST
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DEMON HUNTER Announces Fall 2025 U.S Tour: Prepare for a Descent into Mediocrity With WAR OF AGES, CONVICTIONS, and CULTIST

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

DEMON HUNTER, those paragons of… something, are bravely embarking on a U.S. tour this late summer/early fall. Prepare yourselves (or…

Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
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Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…

UGREEN’s MagFlow: Because Your Qi Charger Just Wasn’t Boujee Enough
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UGREEN’s MagFlow: Because Your Qi Charger Just Wasn’t Boujee Enough

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

UGREEN, bless their cotton socks🧦, has proudly announced that their MagFlow Magnetic Power Bank is the WORLD’S FIRST to get…

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