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AC Comedy: Now 50% Less Awful
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AC Comedy: Now 50% Less Awful

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Quackhouse Comedy: Tropicana Casino! 😂 Tickets: $20!** **CHECK DATES ABOVE FOR SCHEDULE.** **Firewater Saloon: $20 (was $40)!** Quackhouse: founded by…

Hollywood Hipsters Get Lit: Candles, Cocktails, and Cancer Sticks on a Roof
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Hollywood Hipsters Get Lit: Candles, Cocktails, and Cancer Sticks on a Roof

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Sip, Smoke, and 🕯️? Craft candles (lol!) while sipping mystery beverages 🍹. Hookah is extra 💰, because why not? Mingle,…

Quay Brothers Drop Another Head-Scratcher: Sanatorium of DOOM!
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Quay Brothers Drop Another Head-Scratcher: Sanatorium of DOOM!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 3, 2025

**WARNING: PRS’s 7th House Screenings ain’t your babysitter! 🤣 They don’t care if you’re triggered. Check Common Sense Media, IMDb,…

Tesla Sales Briefly Not Sinking, Experts Predict Doom Soon
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Tesla Sales Briefly Not Sinking, Experts Predict Doom Soon

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Record Tesla sales? Don’t let the Liberal Lamestream Media (LSM) fool you! This is just the last gasp of a…

Nike’s Genius Plan to Pay $1.5 Billion in Taxes and Call It a “Turnaround”
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Nike’s Genius Plan to Pay $1.5 Billion in Taxes and Call It a “Turnaround”

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, the irony! Nike, that bastion of woke capitalism, is whining about tariffs imposed by our great President Trump! Seems…

Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)
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Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

OMG! 😱 GHOST, those Swedish purveyors of… uh… *theatrical rock* (whatever that means), have apparently decided to bless us with…

Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless Claims to Have Made “Lifelong Friends” With AC/DC (Yeah, Right)
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Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless Claims to Have Made “Lifelong Friends” With AC/DC (Yeah, Right)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

In a recent appearance on The Mistress Carrie Podcast, Taylor Momsen, the reigning queen of Hot Topic anthems, gushed about…

U.S. Economy Refuses to Die, World Annoyed
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U.S. Economy Refuses to Die, World Annoyed

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Oh, the economy is such a disaster, isn’t it? According to CNN, those socialist commies are whining that people “hate…

Mötley Crüe Throws a Party for 40 Years of ‘Theatre of Pain’ (Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough)
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Mötley Crüe Throws a Party for 40 Years of ‘Theatre of Pain’ (Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

MÖTLEY CRÜE, those geriatrics who somehow haven’t kicked the bucket yet, 👴🏻👵🏻 announced today a “special” 40th-anniversary limited-edition deluxe box…

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE Announces ‘The Black Parade 2026’ Tour (Because They Need the Money)
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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE Announces ‘The Black Parade 2026’ Tour (Because They Need the Money)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

So, like, apparently, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, those emo dinosaurs 🦖, are STILL trying to milk their “Long Live: The Black…

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