Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless Claims to Have Made “Lifelong Friends” With AC/DC (Yeah, Right)
In a recent appearance on The Mistress Carrie Podcast, Taylor Momsen, the reigning queen of Hot Topic anthems, gushed about…
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U.S. Economy Refuses to Die, World Annoyed
Oh, the economy is such a disaster, isn’t it? According to CNN, those socialist commies are whining that people “hate…
Mötley Crüe Throws a Party for 40 Years of ‘Theatre of Pain’ (Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough)
MÖTLEY CRÜE, those geriatrics who somehow haven’t kicked the bucket yet, 👴🏻👵🏻 announced today a “special” 40th-anniversary limited-edition deluxe box…
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE Announces ‘The Black Parade 2026’ Tour (Because They Need the Money)
So, like, apparently, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, those emo dinosaurs 🦖, are STILL trying to milk their “Long Live: The Black…
Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! 🎉 Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…
Charleston Drags Itself to Premiere of “This Happy Land”
**OMG! 🙄 “This Happy Land” 🤮 is premiering at the historic Queen Street Playhouse. Prepare for a ✨moving✨ exploration of…
Against All Logic, Dumb Americans Still Throwing Money Away | CNN Business
Another day, another victory for the Trump economy, despite the Left’s best efforts to sabotage it! CNN is trying to…
Fashionistas? More Like Fashion-Fiascos
**OMG! 😱 “Fashioners” premiere! Food, drinks & local storytelling! Co-Media💩original show🤮about fashion industry “shapers.” First victim: Atlas Handcrafted, a ✨fashionshow✨…
Foo Fighters FINALLY Find a Drummer (No Thanks to Dave Grohl’s Midlife Crisis)
OH. MY. GOD. FOO FIGHTERS, the band that DEFINITELY needed another drummer (said no one ever 🙄), apparently played their…
Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him
OMG! Bruce Dickinson, the legendary throat-warbler from IRON MAIDEN, apparently tried to bless Pittsburgh with his solo “genius” last night…