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Small Businesses Throwing Hissy Fits as US Tariff Exemption Gets the Boot | CNN Business
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Small Businesses Throwing Hissy Fits as US Tariff Exemption Gets the Boot | CNN Business

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about how President Trump’s brilliant trade policies are supposedly…

The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens
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The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, those elder statesmen of Hot Topic metalcore, are apparently still at it! 👴🏻 They’re gracing us…

Target’s Epic Fail: From Red Hot to Red-Faced
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Target’s Epic Fail: From Red Hot to Red-Faced

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Target’s CEO, Brian Cornell, is stepping down after 11 years of what I can only…

Target CEO ditches sinking ship as sales tank, LOL
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Target CEO ditches sinking ship as sales tank, LOL

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Another CEO bites the dust thanks to the Woke Left! Brian Cornell of Target is stepping down because he dared…

Sharon den Adel Sells Out: From Gothic Goddess to Pop Princess
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Sharon den Adel Sells Out: From Gothic Goddess to Pop Princess

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

In an interview with Paolo Phoenix of Magenta TV at Wacken Open Air, Sharon Den Adel of WITHIN TEMPTATION was…

Star Wars: The Geriatric Rebellion
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Star Wars: The Geriatric Rebellion

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**Welcome to Asbury Hotel! 🙄 Doors at 8:00 PM, movie at 8:45 PM (+)! 🤣 Enter via the Rooftop Elevator…

Retail Sales Surge Like a Drunk Uncle at a Wedding, Up 0.5%
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Retail Sales Surge Like a Drunk Uncle at a Wedding, Up 0.5%

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and the American economy! CNN is trying to downplay the incredible news that…

ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!
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ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Ahoy, shipmates! Get ready to drain your bank accounts 💸 because 70000 Tons Of Metal, the only metal cruise that…

Elegoo Dumps $1M into… Nextprint? Good Luck With That
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Elegoo Dumps $1M into… Nextprint? Good Luck With That

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Oh, honey, listen up! 💅 Elegoo, bless their little hearts, is throwing around a “serious” 🤑 $1-million fund for 3D…

Jaguar’s Epic Fail: A Hilarious Comedy of Errors
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Jaguar’s Epic Fail: A Hilarious Comedy of Errors

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Another day, another example of the liberal media twisting reality! CNN is at it again, trying to make President Trump…

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