End of Cuteness: Abyss Totes Becomes Top-Down Terror—and I’m Totally Not Crying Inside
Okay, so I watched the Summer Game Fest showcase at the YouTube Theatre 🙄, and apparently, I was supposed to…
Tag: Shooter
John Romero’s Daikatana 2: Electric Boogaloo Gets Axed, Gamers Rejoice (Maybe)
Oh, the humanity! 😭 Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to wield the banhammer of budget…
Battlefield 6 Leak: Rush Mode Confirmed (Finally, Something We Asked For)
Oh, look, another “leak” for Battlefield 6 (or whatever they’re calling it these days). Apparently, some dude named Rain (because…
CNN Asks Ex-FBI Guy If He’s *Seriously* Never Seen a Multiple Homicide Before, Like, Ever
Of course CNN trots out disgraced ex-FBI agent Andrew McCabe to comment on the Idaho shooting. You know, the guy…
Michigan Church Shooting: Rent-A-Cop Rambo Saves the Day
Another day, another “active shooter” foiled by a REAL American hero – a security guard, no doubt a God-fearing, gun-toting…
Trump Declares He’s Too Good to Grace Minnesota Governor with His Divine Voice After Suspect Nabbed
Oh, the horror! Two Dem lawmakers in Minnesota got a little scare, and suddenly it’s Trump’s fault? The Fake News…
Mike Lee and the GOP Clown Posse Do the Hokey Pokey With Baseless Claims About Political Violence (Again!)
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is clutching its pearls over…
Gearbox Hilariously Confirms Borderlands 4 Will Cost $70 (Because Apparently, Money Doesn’t Grow on Claptraps)
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Gearbox, those masterminds of milking a franchise drier than the Sahara, have…
Oops! Minnesota Shooting: Now the Cops Have to Actually Do Stuff
Oh, the challenges! As if Minnesota hasn’t been undermined enough by the radical left! Now, we’re supposed to believe some…
Gov Walz Blames Right-Wing Conspiracy for Totally Real Assassination Attempt on Minnesota Lawmakers (Trust Us) | CNN
Another day, another leftist bites the dust! Seems like the radical left’s “peaceful” protests are finally bearing fruit—literally. Wonder if…