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Tag: Shooter

Sony’s Marathon: From Concord Disaster to 2026 Hype Train
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Sony’s Marathon: From Concord Disaster to 2026 Hype Train

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 14, 2025June 13, 2025

🤣Oh, Sony, you rascal! Still chasing that live service dragon, huh? After the *stellar* success of Concord (may it rest…

Mouse: P.I. For Hire—More Like Squeak: P.I. For Broke
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Mouse: P.I. For Hire—More Like Squeak: P.I. For Broke

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh, look, another indie game trying to be all quirky and different.🙄Mouse: P.I. For Hire—or as I like to call…

MindsEye Teams Up With Bald Dude for Ultimate Sneakfest at Summer Games Fest 2025 (Prepare to be Blinded by Awesomeness)
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MindsEye Teams Up With Bald Dude for Ultimate Sneakfest at Summer Games Fest 2025 (Prepare to be Blinded by Awesomeness)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful RNGesus, another game trailer dropped during Summer Games Fest 2025! 🙄 Build A Rocket Boy (who?) and…

Happy Gilmore 2: Is This Real Life or Just a Bad Dream? (2025 Adam Sandler Flick)
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Happy Gilmore 2: Is This Real Life or Just a Bad Dream? (2025 Adam Sandler Flick)

FinnJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re actually making a “Happy Gilmore 2.” 🙄 After 30 years of Adam Sandler’s cinematic genius…

EA Desperately Tries to Resurrect Another Corpse: Battlefront 2 Devs Beg for Second Chance at Ruining Star Wars
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EA Desperately Tries to Resurrect Another Corpse: Battlefront 2 Devs Beg for Second Chance at Ruining Star Wars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

Okay, so apparently some dude who used to push pixels for Star Wars Battlefront 2 wants to “get the band…

Oh Great, More Duviri: Warframe Players Forced Back Into That Weirdo Wonderland Again, Apparently
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Oh Great, More Duviri: Warframe Players Forced Back Into That Weirdo Wonderland Again, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG, Digital Extremes just dropped the mic…or maybe a poorly optimized update, who knows? 🤷‍♀️ At PAX East, they unveiled…

FBC: Janitor Simulator 2023 – Now with More Mold! (Ahti’s Still Not Impressed)
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FBC: Janitor Simulator 2023 – Now with More Mold! (Ahti’s Still Not Impressed)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Oh, look, another “AAA” studio trying to milk a beloved IP for all it’s worth! 🙄 Remedy Entertainment, bless their…

So, you wanna know how pixels build (and obliterate) your social life? 😂🎮💔
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So, you wanna know how pixels build (and obliterate) your social life? 😂🎮💔

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 9, 2025May 19, 2025

Ah, yes, online games: the sacred battlegrounds where friendships are forged in the fires of rage-quitting and passive-aggressive “gg ez”…

Marathon Hands-On: I Spent a Whole Day Pretending to Enjoy Being a Corporate Space Janitor 🚀🚽😂
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Marathon Hands-On: I Spent a Whole Day Pretending to Enjoy Being a Corporate Space Janitor 🚀🚽😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because as a card-carrying, Mountain Dew-chugging, basement-dwelling Bungie “fan” (read: Stockholm Syndrome victim), I was cautiously…

ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken 🐔).
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ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken 🐔).

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025May 25, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Trollington tell you about *ARC Raiders*, the upcoming extraction shooter from those lovable…

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