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Tag: Shooter

Painkiller Preview: Slaying Demons and Friendships
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Painkiller Preview: Slaying Demons and Friendships

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

If you’d asked me about *Painkiller* a hot minute ago, I’d have been like, “Pain-what-now?” 🤷‍♂️ But then, Digital Foundry…

Delta Farce Deploys Season Break: 2 New Maps & a Weather Disaster
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Delta Farce Deploys Season Break: 2 New Maps & a Weather Disaster

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, sweet mercy, another “update” for Delta Force has dropped, like a turd in a punch bowl. Team Jade, bless…

End of Cuteness: Abyss Totes Becomes Top-Down Terror—and I’m Totally Not Crying Inside
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End of Cuteness: Abyss Totes Becomes Top-Down Terror—and I’m Totally Not Crying Inside

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Okay, so I watched the Summer Game Fest showcase at the YouTube Theatre 🙄, and apparently, I was supposed to…

John Romero’s Daikatana 2: Electric Boogaloo Gets Axed, Gamers Rejoice (Maybe)
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John Romero’s Daikatana 2: Electric Boogaloo Gets Axed, Gamers Rejoice (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, the humanity! 😭 Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to wield the banhammer of budget…

Battlefield 6 Leak: Rush Mode Confirmed (Finally, Something We Asked For)
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Battlefield 6 Leak: Rush Mode Confirmed (Finally, Something We Asked For)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, look, another “leak” for Battlefield 6 (or whatever they’re calling it these days). Apparently, some dude named Rain (because…

CNN Asks Ex-FBI Guy If He’s *Seriously* Never Seen a Multiple Homicide Before, Like, Ever
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CNN Asks Ex-FBI Guy If He’s *Seriously* Never Seen a Multiple Homicide Before, Like, Ever

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Of course CNN trots out disgraced ex-FBI agent Andrew McCabe to comment on the Idaho shooting. You know, the guy…

Michigan Church Shooting: Rent-A-Cop Rambo Saves the Day
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Michigan Church Shooting: Rent-A-Cop Rambo Saves the Day

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another day, another “active shooter” foiled by a REAL American hero – a security guard, no doubt a God-fearing, gun-toting…

Trump Declares He’s Too Good to Grace Minnesota Governor with His Divine Voice After Suspect Nabbed
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Trump Declares He’s Too Good to Grace Minnesota Governor with His Divine Voice After Suspect Nabbed

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! Two Dem lawmakers in Minnesota got a little scare, and suddenly it’s Trump’s fault? The Fake News…

Mike Lee and the GOP Clown Posse Do the Hokey Pokey With Baseless Claims About Political Violence (Again!)
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Mike Lee and the GOP Clown Posse Do the Hokey Pokey With Baseless Claims About Political Violence (Again!)

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is clutching its pearls over…

Gearbox Hilariously Confirms Borderlands 4 Will Cost $70 (Because Apparently, Money Doesn’t Grow on Claptraps)
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Gearbox Hilariously Confirms Borderlands 4 Will Cost $70 (Because Apparently, Money Doesn’t Grow on Claptraps)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Gearbox, those masterminds of milking a franchise drier than the Sahara, have…

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