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Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow
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Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow

Big ElephantMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Oh Joy X-Men 97 is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Mutant Drama in Your Life
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Oh Joy X-Men 97 is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Mutant Drama in Your Life

FinnMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? πŸŽ‰ I mean, who doesn’t love the ’90s? 🀣 It’s…

BREAKING: ANTHRAX Debuts New Song ‘Its For The Kids’ Because Clearly The World Was Missing A 60 Year Old Man Screaming About Juvenile Delinquency
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BREAKING: ANTHRAX Debuts New Song ‘Its For The Kids’ Because Clearly The World Was Missing A 60 Year Old Man Screaming About Juvenile Delinquency

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

So, you want to know about ANTHRAX’s new single, “It’s For The Kids”? πŸ€” Well, let me tell you, it’s…

Backrooms Review: Because Who Needs Original Ideas When You Can Just Copy Paste Some Spooky Stuff and Call it a Day
The Backrooms: Because Who Doesn't Love a Good Nightmare? πŸŒƒπŸ‘»
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Backrooms Review: Because Who Needs Original Ideas When You Can Just Copy Paste Some Spooky Stuff and Call it a Day

FinnMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Are you tired of sleeping peacefully at night? Do you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a…

Metal Concertgoers Then🍺 vs Now πŸ˜”
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Metal Concertgoers Then🍺 vs Now πŸ˜”

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2026

Back in the ’80s and ’90s metal concerts started long before the venue doors opened 🍺 Now we stretch our…

‘Power Ballad’ Review: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cheesy Guitar Solos and Overly Dramatic Singing in Your Life Yet
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‘Power Ballad’ Review: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cheesy Guitar Solos and Overly Dramatic Singing in Your Life Yet

FinnMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat πŸŽ‰! John Carney’s movies are like a big ol’ plate of spaghetti…

🌿 Metal Detox Live | 🎸 Dark Country Radio & Relaxing Pond Stream 24/7
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🌿 Metal Detox Live | 🎸 Dark Country Radio & Relaxing Pond Stream 24/7

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2026

Too much metal? Same. Welcome to Metal Detox Live: 🌿 relaxing pond views 🎸 dark country radio 🌧 atmospheric weather…

Tekken 8 Now Ruined by Yujiro Hanma from Baki Because Who Needs Actual Tekken Characters Anyway and Also Harada Still Can’t Get Over His Waffle House Trauma
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Tekken 8 Now Ruined by Yujiro Hanma from Baki Because Who Needs Actual Tekken Characters Anyway and Also Harada Still Can’t Get Over His Waffle House Trauma

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

Breaking News: Tekken 8 Just Got a Whole Lot More Interesting with Yujiro Hanma Joining the Fight, and Harada Finally…

Dying Fetus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Dying Fetus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Baltimore, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Cephalic Carnage at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Cephalic Carnage at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Technical Grindcore from Edgewater, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

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