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Jamie Lever’s Gonna Lever-age Your Funny Bone or Something
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Jamie Lever’s Gonna Lever-age Your Funny Bone or Something

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 28, 2025

**OMG!πŸ™„ Get ready for “The JAMIE LEVER Show” on August 17, 2025, in San Jose!🀣 Jamie, daughter of Jhonny (one…

Killswitch Engage in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025
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Killswitch Engage in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 28, 2025

Classic Dio song! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is…

I Prevail in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025
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I Prevail in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2025

Post-hardcore from Southfield, Michigan Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Parkway Drive in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025
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Parkway Drive in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2025

Metalcore from Australia! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is…

Beartooth in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025
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Beartooth in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2025

American rock band from Columbus, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

METALLICA Planning To Annoy Las Vegas With Extended Residency, Sources Say
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METALLICA Planning To Annoy Las Vegas With Extended Residency, Sources Say

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

According to Vital Vegas, METALLICA, those geriatric thrashers, are “ready to ink a deal for a Sphere residency” in Las…

Pluribus: Another Sci-Fi Show? Oh Great, Just What We Needed
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Pluribus: Another Sci-Fi Show? Oh Great, Just What We Needed

FinnJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Apple TV+, bless their cotton socks, πŸ™„ has decided to grace us with a “glimpse” (read: the bare minimum to…

Brad Gillis of NIGHT RANGER Bows Down to His Dark Lord OZZY OSBOURNE: “He Made Me What I Am Today, A Guitar-Slinging Minion”
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Brad Gillis of NIGHT RANGER Bows Down to His Dark Lord OZZY OSBOURNE: “He Made Me What I Am Today, A Guitar-Slinging Minion”

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

NIGHT RANGER, those purveyors of totally awesome 80s cheese πŸ§€, decided to “honor” Ozzy Osbourne on Saturday, July 26 at…

A typical metal festival somewhere in Poland!
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A typical metal festival somewhere in Poland!

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2025

Pewel Forever Festival vibes! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Geezer Butler Says Ozzy’s Two-Week Post-Show Disappearance Was Totally Expected (Not!)
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Geezer Butler Says Ozzy’s Two-Week Post-Show Disappearance Was Totally Expected (Not!)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Geezer Butler, the only reason BLACK SABBATH had any semblance of lyrical coherence (allegedly), has graced us with his profound…

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