OMG! 🧛♂️ Matt Davis is gracing us mere mortals on Sunday, Nov 9th! 🗓️ Times? Who cares, just show up! 🤷♀️ Two peeps per selfie, BYO stuff for autographs (max two!). ✍️ Location? Secret! 🤫 If he cancels, you get a voucher – buy more merch! 🛍️ Don’t be late! 🤡
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
