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Paul Stanley Threatens World with ‘Probable’ New KISS Music: ‘I’ve Been Writing’
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Paul Stanley Threatens World with ‘Probable’ New KISS Music: ‘I’ve Been Writing’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

On November 16th, the geriatric quartet known as KISS ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ตโ€” Paul Stanley (aka the Starchild who should really embrace his…

Red Cross Teams Up With Pill-Popping Ghost-Dodger To Fuel Holiday Blood Drive
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Red Cross Teams Up With Pill-Popping Ghost-Dodger To Fuel Holiday Blood Drive

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿšจ The Red Cross, bless their cotton socks (which, incidentally, you can get for FREE!), is teaming up with…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare for a Soulful Block Party (Or a Glorified Karaoke Night, We’ll See)
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare for a Soulful Block Party (Or a Glorified Karaoke Night, We’ll See)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Saturday, November 15, 2025, 9 PM. ๐Ÿ“ The Block SA – 14530 Roadrunner Way. VIBE…

Bush Joins Alter Bridge’s Blackbird Fest in Wales: Prepare for Nostalgia Overload
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Bush Joins Alter Bridge’s Blackbird Fest in Wales: Prepare for Nostalgia Overload

Chord F. DiscordNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

ALTER BRIDGE, those lovable purveyors ofโ€ฆ well, whatever it is they do, just dropped a bombshell ๐Ÿ’ฃ, folks! Prepare yourselves,…

Freddie Mercury’s ‘Mr Bad Guy’ Gets 40th-Anniversary Makeover: Prepare for Peak Camp in December
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Freddie Mercury’s ‘Mr Bad Guy’ Gets 40th-Anniversary Makeover: Prepare for Peak Camp in December

Chord F. DiscordNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Another reissue? Seriously? ๐Ÿ™„ It’s only the 40th anniversary of Freddie Mercury’s “Mr. Bad Guy”! Like, we haven’t…

MUDVAYNE’s New Album: Chad Gray’s Got NO CLUE, LOL
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MUDVAYNE’s New Album: Chad Gray’s Got NO CLUE, LOL

Chord F. DiscordNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

In a recent interview with Toilet Ov Hell (yes, you read that right ๐Ÿšฝ), MUDVAYNE’s supreme leader, Chad Gray, graced…

GTA 6 Delayed Again, Gamers Throwing Tantrums Like Toddlers
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GTA 6 Delayed Again, Gamers Throwing Tantrums Like Toddlers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Jesus, they did it again! ๐Ÿคฃ Rockstar Games, those masterminds of trolling, have graced us with yet…

EVERGREY Burps Out New Single ‘Oxygen’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)
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EVERGREY Burps Out New Single ‘Oxygen’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh boy, here we go again! ๐Ÿ™„ EVERGREY, those Swedish metal… *things*, are back with a new song called “Oxygen”.…

Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode: Dracula and Pyramid Head Tag-Teaming? Yeah, Okay
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Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode: Dracula and Pyramid Head Tag-Teaming? Yeah, Okay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

OMG! Dead by Daylight, the game that refuses to die (unlike its survivors, HA!), is FINALLY doing something mildly interesting!…

Static & Wife: A Love Story for the Ages (Said No One Ever)
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Static & Wife: A Love Story for the Ages (Said No One Ever)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Matt Zane, the visionary behind such cinematic masterpieces as Wayne Static’s solo videos ๐Ÿ™„, is launching a crowdfunding…

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