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Popscene: Neo Yawn
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Popscene: Neo Yawn

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

🤔 Ah, Kedar Massenburg, the President of Motown Records from 1997 to 2004, a true maestro of making a “splash.”…

Utah Governor’s Kumbaya Campaign Crashes and Burns, Film at 11
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Utah Governor’s Kumbaya Campaign Crashes and Burns, Film at 11

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another “moderate” Republican, Spencer Cox, is trying to “heal” the nation after the supposed assassination of Charlie…

CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!
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CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

So, CBGB & OMFUG, that oh-so-sacred “Home of Underground Rock” (šŸ™„ yeah, right) and, like, the totally overrated birthplace of…

OMG! The Pooch is Pissed: “Good Boy” Gets a Poster, Still Can’t Read
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OMG! The Pooch is Pissed: “Good Boy” Gets a Poster, Still Can’t Read

FinnSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

šŸ•ā€šŸ¦ŗOMG, are you ready for the cinematic masterpiece of the century? “Good Boy” is hitting theaters, and it’s about to…

PAX West 2025: Little Nightmares III—Clowns, Screams, and Questionable Life Choices
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PAX West 2025: Little Nightmares III—Clowns, Screams, and Questionable Life Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

PAX West 2025, oh boy, what a circus🤔! I braved the crowds to witness previews of such groundbreaking titles as…

SYSTEM OF A DOWN (and some old geezers) Announce Summer 2026 European Stadium Tour
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SYSTEM OF A DOWN (and some old geezers) Announce Summer 2026 European Stadium Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 SYSTEM OF A DOWN, those guys who haven’t released a decent album since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth…

Roger Glover: YAWN! New Deep Purple Album Probably Coming Next Year (Again!)
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Roger Glover: YAWN! New Deep Purple Album Probably Coming Next Year (Again!)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, bless their little cotton socks! DEEP PURPLE, those geriatrics of rock, are STILL at it! 🤣 Roger Glover, the…

Onimusha: Way of the Sword: Gamescom 2025’s “Stunning” Reboot (Yeah, Right) Preview
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Onimusha: Way of the Sword: Gamescom 2025’s “Stunning” Reboot (Yeah, Right) Preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh great, another reboot. Just what the gaming world needed, right? šŸ™„ As someone who vaguely remembers playing *Onimusha* back…

Marvin Hunter: Because Sundays Weren’t Already Depressing Enough
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Marvin Hunter: Because Sundays Weren’t Already Depressing Enough

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

Marvin Hunter, aka #GrumpyUncle, found comedy in the U.S. Navyāš“ļø. Now, he’s gracing The Comedy Bar (address unknown) with his…

Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets
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Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

In a recent earth-shattering šŸ’„ interview with George Dionne of The Rock Is George podcast, the one and only Matt…

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