Black Sabbitch: An All-Female Black Sabbath Tribute Band About to Unleash a Live Album Upon Unsuspecting Ears
BLACK SABBITCH — allegedly the most popular BLACK SABBATH tribute act in the history of ever (according to their moms),…
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McDonald’s Snack Wrap: Proof the McRib Isn’t the Only Thing They Torture Us With
McDonald’s is bringing back the Snack Wrap, probably because their woke menu options are failing! You know, the ones that…
Starbucks Trembles: China’s Coffee King Has Invaded America
Oh, great, more Commie coffee infiltrating our sacred land! Luckin Coffee, the Chinese knock-off that somehow “beat” Starbucks in China…
Fantastic Four: First Steps Trailer Finally Arrives, Proving Marvel Still Has Ideas (Maybe)
Okay, so apparently, the geniuses at Marvel thought we needed ANOTHER trailer for The Fantastic Four: First Steps. Yes, because…
“Unforgettable” New Movie Guaranteed to Make You Gasp (and Maybe Snore)
Oh boy, film “fans” are “eagerly” awaiting another pretentious art-house flick that’s apparently so mind-blowing, it’s making people gasp louder…
Geriatric Rockers and Late Night Host Shill Out for Overpriced Coffee: A Tragedy in Four Lattes
LEGENDS OF CLASSIC ROCK, a supergroup so legendary it makes Spinal Tap look like a well-adjusted support group, graced the…
🎸 British Band Sports Team Robbed at Gunpoint in Sunny California — Welcome to America!
The six-piece London-based indie rock band Sports Team had a rude awakening to the American Dream just ten minutes into…