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Fake news whines about Trump’s epic Correspondents’ Dinner takeover incoming
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Fake news whines about Trump’s epic Correspondents’ Dinner takeover incoming

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “critics” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…

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“Visas de travail (H-1B/L-1/E-2): Parce que le système d’immigration, c’est juste un jeu de bingo bureaucratique !”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 6, 2026

Les visas pour les travailleurs: un jeu de loterie plus compliqué que le loto! Vous rêvez de travailler aux USA…

Metal Church Unleashes ‘Brainwash Game’ Single From Their New Album ‘Dead To Rights’—Because Who Needs Free Will Anyway?
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Metal Church Unleashes ‘Brainwash Game’ Single From Their New Album ‘Dead To Rights’—Because Who Needs Free Will Anyway?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

West Coast thrash metal legends METAL CHURCH will release their 13th studio album, “Dead To Rights”, on April 10 via…

Caught in 4K: Watch NAILBOMB Attempt Sonic Terrorism Against LA’s Remaining Ear Canal Population
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Caught in 4K: Watch NAILBOMB Attempt Sonic Terrorism Against LA’s Remaining Ear Canal Population

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

Hold onto your grandma’s dentures, folks! 🦷💥 Because NAILBOMB just blew the roof off 1720 in Los Angeles with a…

Jesus Nights Orange County CA and the Blind Faith of a Bullet-Proof Pastor
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Jesus Nights Orange County CA and the Blind Faith of a Bullet-Proof Pastor

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

⚠️ SACRED SEATING WARS: The Great Orlando Arrive-Late-and-Perish Shuffle ⚠️ For the spiritually competitive at **Orlando**, the holy grail is…

Rose Bowl Flea Market Sunday January 11 2026 because apparently dumpster diving with a Starbucks in hand is peak culture
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Rose Bowl Flea Market Sunday January 11 2026 because apparently dumpster diving with a Starbucks in hand is peak culture

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

The world-famous Rose Bowl Flea Market happens the second Sunday of every month! Shop over 2,500 vendors offering everything from…

A Texas Teen Vanishes on Christmas Eve—Santa’s Suspected, Authorities Say “Check the Naughty List First”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

A Texas Teen Vanishes on Christmas Eve—Santa’s Suspected, Authorities Say “Check the Naughty List First”

Big ElephantDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

The Great American Mystery: Teen Vanishes on Christmas Eve, FBI Called In to Find Out If She Joined the Squad…

California Declares State of Emergency Because Apparently Rain Is Still a Thing
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California Declares State of Emergency Because Apparently Rain Is Still a Thing

Big ElephantDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

California declares state of emergency after “devastating storms” – because only liberal states need government assistance for weather they’ve had…

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The AI Edge: Because Your Startup Needs More Than Just a Dream and a Starbucks Card

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

Dream of building a startup without learning to code? Join our magical AI circus where unicorns code for you and…

Listen: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Drops Heavy Metal Ornaments on ‘A Visit From St. Nicholas’
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Listen: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Drops Heavy Metal Ornaments on ‘A Visit From St. Nicholas’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

James Hetfield vs. Santa Claus: The Epic Battle for Christmas Supremacy Begins Now (Spoiler: He Wins) 🎸🎅 In a move…

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