Fake news whines about Trump’s epic Correspondents’ Dinner takeover incoming
The so-called “experts” and “critics” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…
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Metal Church Unleashes ‘Brainwash Game’ Single From Their New Album ‘Dead To Rights’—Because Who Needs Free Will Anyway?
West Coast thrash metal legends METAL CHURCH will release their 13th studio album, “Dead To Rights”, on April 10 via…
Caught in 4K: Watch NAILBOMB Attempt Sonic Terrorism Against LA’s Remaining Ear Canal Population
Hold onto your grandma’s dentures, folks! 🦷💥 Because NAILBOMB just blew the roof off 1720 in Los Angeles with a…
Jesus Nights Orange County CA and the Blind Faith of a Bullet-Proof Pastor
⚠️ SACRED SEATING WARS: The Great Orlando Arrive-Late-and-Perish Shuffle ⚠️ For the spiritually competitive at **Orlando**, the holy grail is…
Rose Bowl Flea Market Sunday January 11 2026 because apparently dumpster diving with a Starbucks in hand is peak culture
The world-famous Rose Bowl Flea Market happens the second Sunday of every month! Shop over 2,500 vendors offering everything from…
A Texas Teen Vanishes on Christmas Eve—Santa’s Suspected, Authorities Say “Check the Naughty List First”
The Great American Mystery: Teen Vanishes on Christmas Eve, FBI Called In to Find Out If She Joined the Squad…
California Declares State of Emergency Because Apparently Rain Is Still a Thing
California declares state of emergency after “devastating storms” – because only liberal states need government assistance for weather they’ve had…
The AI Edge: Because Your Startup Needs More Than Just a Dream and a Starbucks Card
Dream of building a startup without learning to code? Join our magical AI circus where unicorns code for you and…
Listen: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Drops Heavy Metal Ornaments on ‘A Visit From St. Nicholas’
James Hetfield vs. Santa Claus: The Epic Battle for Christmas Supremacy Begins Now (Spoiler: He Wins) 🎸🎅 In a move…
New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)
‘Tis the season for brand new Christmas movies, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough yet. 🎄 As we plunge headfirst…