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Taco Bell’s Y2K Menu: Because You Asked For It (Said No One Ever)
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Taco Bell’s Y2K Menu: Because You Asked For It (Said No One Ever)

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by woke corporations to pander to the easily-influenced masses! Taco Bell, succumbing to the siren…

TFcrew’s Epic Fail: Atonement Edition
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TFcrew’s Epic Fail: Atonement Edition

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

TFcrew: Day of Atonement!🤦‍♂️ Get ready to witness wrestling “styles” FLY in Bristol, CT!đź’© Lucha, Strong Style (lol), Hardcore, and…

Adam Berry’s Ghostly Get-Together: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked (and Fleeced)
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Adam Berry’s Ghostly Get-Together: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked (and Fleeced)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

👻🤡 Adam Berry’s back! Prepare for spine-tingling tales! Or not. It’s called This Haunted Life: True Tales of the Paranormal…

Dino Claims New Guy Sounds Just Like Burton… From Like, Way Back In The Stone Age
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Dino Claims New Guy Sounds Just Like Burton… From Like, Way Back In The Stone Age

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

In a recent totally unbiased and not-at-all-paid-for interview with Metalshop TV, FEAR FACTORY’s very own guitar “hero” Dino Cazares graced…

From “Defund the Police” to “Please Protect Me”: Zohran Mamdani’s Hilarious Change of Heart
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From “Defund the Police” to “Please Protect Me”: Zohran Mamdani’s Hilarious Change of Heart

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Another day, another Democrat trying to dismantle America, one police force at…

Two Point Hospital: Now With More Tentacles
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Two Point Hospital: Now With More Tentacles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Oh, great, ANOTHER update for Two Point Museum. Because what we REALLY needed was MORE content for a game we…

KISS Invades ‘World of Tanks’ With Enough Makeup to Trigger a Metal Detector
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KISS Invades ‘World of Tanks’ With Enough Makeup to Trigger a Metal Detector

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Metal Fest, the festival that somehow hasn’t been canceled yet, is back in World Of Tanks Modern Armor, and this…

Helldivers 2 on Xbox? Oh Honey, Bless Your Heart
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Helldivers 2 on Xbox? Oh Honey, Bless Your Heart

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Alright, listen up, you soon-to-be-cannon-fodder! Helldivers 2, the game that’s totally not a thinly veiled satire of fascist regimes, is…

Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB
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Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

From Aug. 25 to Sept. 7, Intel Gamer Days is allegedly happening 🤣. It’s not just a sale—it’s a desperate…

DIE KRUPPS Finally Signs With DEPENDENT RECORDS; New Album Coming When Pigs Fly, Maybe 2026
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DIE KRUPPS Finally Signs With DEPENDENT RECORDS; New Album Coming When Pigs Fly, Maybe 2026

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

DIE KRUPPS, those lovable relics of the industrial age (the FIRST one, not the current dumpster fire), have apparently convinced…

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