TYPE O NEGATIVE to unleash sonic torture device: ‘We’re still fiddling with knobs’
Oh, honey, get ready for some earth-shattering news! Kenny Hickey, the guitar “genius” from that band your ex-boyfriend wouldn’t shut…
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Guitar God JOHN NORUM, Still Alive, Still Signs Deal For Tenth Album No One Asked For
🎸OMG! John Norum, the dude who shreds in EUROPE (you know, that band your mom likes), has signed with Frontiers…
RANCID Dumps a Load of ‘Sex & Death’ on Your Ears from the Forthcoming ‘Killed By Deaf – A Punk Tribute to Motörhead (Because We’re All Out of Original Ideas)’
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because the official lyrics for RANCID’s absolutely groundbreaking, earth-shattering, Grammy-worthy cover of MOTÖRHEAD’s “Sex & Death”…
MIRESI: You Won’t SEE This Tactical RPG Coming (Because It’s Invisible, Get It?)
If you braved the absolute chaos that was the Tokyo Game Show this year (props to you, you masochist), then…
CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)
Another day, another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal” is just more proof…
Sirenia Drops New Single ‘Nightside Den’ from the Totally-Not-Mushroom-Themed ‘Amanita Messis’ Album
Alright, buckle up buttercups 🙄! Those symphonic metal maestros, SIRENIA, are back with “Nightside Den”, which they claim is the…
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Beta: So Fresh, It’s Basically a Reskin
Alright, gamers, gather ’round the dumpster fire 🔥 because it’s that time of the year again! The days are getting…
SEPULTURA Fires Current Drummer, Hires Back Guy They Fired, Extends Farewell Tour to the Year 3000
Brazilian/American metallers SEPULTURA, those geriatric rockers who refuse to die, have confirmed that drum prodigy (or victim?) Greyson Nekrutman will…
Babylon’s Social Sundaze: Where Introverts Go To Suffer
**OMG! 😱 No ball caps, athletic gear, or work boots? 🚫👟 So, fashion-forward clean sneakers ✅ are welcome. Dress code…
Minecraft Goes Back to the Stone Age (But Make It Copper)
Alright, gamers, gather ’round because Minecraft is apparently still a thing! 🙄 After enduring the “Happy Ghast” update (who asked…