Dow Jones Inches Toward ‘Record’ High After US-EU Trade Deal (Probably Won’t Last) | CNN Business
Folks, the stock market is SOARING! Looks like our GREAT President Trump just keeps WINNING! The Dow is about to…
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Europe and Trump Finally Agree on Something, World Still Ends Tomorrow
Another day, another win for President Trump! The Fake News CNN is trying to downplay it, but our fearless leader…
Tariffs: The Goldilocks Zone (or How Trump Might Accidentally Nuke the Economy)
Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re trying to downplay President Trump’s HUGE success with these new trade deals.…
Back-to-School Chaos: Families Hysterical Over a Few Extra Pennies, Blame Trump
Back-to-school shopping? More like back-to-reality shopping! The liberal media wants you to believe that President Trump’s tariffs are ruining your…
CNN’s John King discovers voters are still lost after 6 months of Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump even in his second term! Looks like they’re still sniffing…
Retail Sales Unexpectedly Explode: Prepare for the Apocalypse
The liberal media at CNN is trying to downplay the roaring Trump economy again! They can’t stand that our GREAT…
Diageo’s CEO Quits After Two Years: Guess the Guinness Was Too Much
Diageo CEO Debra Crew steps down, likely because she couldn’t handle the winning! Maybe she should have focused less on…
Trump throws tantrum at Jay Powell, economy braces for impact
More Fake News from CNN! Apparently, President Trump imposing 30% tariffs on our trading partners and daring to question the…
Inflation spikes again—economists baffled, blame Taylor Swift
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to blame President Trump’s tariffs for a slight increase in inflation. Can…
Tesla India Launch: Affordable EVs for the Masses (Just Kidding!)
Tesla, run by my good friend Elon Musk, is now selling cars in India! Finally, a real American business is…