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Fake news whines about brave SS defending our great President again
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Fake news whines about brave SS defending our great President again

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the fake…

ZAKK WYLDE’s Super Obvious And Not At All Groundbreaking Advice To Young Musicians: ‘Duh Play Music You Actually Like’ And ‘For The Love Of All Things Holy Dont Be A Poser’
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ZAKK WYLDE’s Super Obvious And Not At All Groundbreaking Advice To Young Musicians: ‘Duh Play Music You Actually Like’ And ‘For The Love Of All Things Holy Dont Be A Poser’

Chord F. DiscordApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

So, you want to be a rockstar, huh? 🤟 Well, let me tell you, it’s not all groupies and sold-out…

Democrat losers rigging elections as usual with fake maps
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Democrat losers rigging elections as usual with fake maps

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh boy, are the liberal snowflakes going to be triggered by this one! As we all know, our great nation…

Daredevil Actor Charlie Cox Finally Figures Out How To Use a Controller and Plays Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Gets Absolutely Destroyed
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Daredevil Actor Charlie Cox Finally Figures Out How To Use a Controller and Plays Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Gets Absolutely Destroyed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Wow, what a total “legend” 🤣, Charlie Cox, the amazing actor who voices Gustave in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, has…

BEACN Invents Totally Not Overpriced Or Obsolete Voice-First Headset That You Definitely Need In Your Life Because Everything Else Is Just So Last Season, Coming This Spring 2026 To Drain Your Wallet
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BEACN Invents Totally Not Overpriced Or Obsolete Voice-First Headset That You Definitely Need In Your Life Because Everything Else Is Just So Last Season, Coming This Spring 2026 To Drain Your Wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

🎧👂 BEACN just announced their brand new premium wireless headset, because who doesn’t need another expensive gadget to add to…

Failed ‘Power Rangers’ Reboot Was Going to be a Super Long and Painful Four Movie Trainwreck That Luckily Got Canceled
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Failed ‘Power Rangers’ Reboot Was Going to be a Super Long and Painful Four Movie Trainwreck That Luckily Got Canceled

FinnApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

The whopping failure of the 2017 Power Rangers reboot is still a sore spot for some fans, but let’s be…

Typical weak politician won’t let Trump crush Iran
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Typical weak politician won’t let Trump crush Iran

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest fake news article that’s…

PlayStation Revolutionizes Gaming With The Playerbase Because Clearly What You Needed Was Another Social Media Platform To Argue With 12 Year Olds
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PlayStation Revolutionizes Gaming With The Playerbase Because Clearly What You Needed Was Another Social Media Platform To Argue With 12 Year Olds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

Get ready to have your mind blown, folks! 😲 PlayStation has just announced The Playerbase, a revolutionary new way for…

Oh Joy Another Overhyped Game “It Has My Face” Finally Leaves Early Access Because You Clearly Needed More Survival Horror Games With Slightly Different Mechanics And A Creepy Face On The Cover
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Oh Joy Another Overhyped Game “It Has My Face” Finally Leaves Early Access Because You Clearly Needed More Survival Horror Games With Slightly Different Mechanics And A Creepy Face On The Cover

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

NightByte Games and Behaviour Interactive are finally done messing around with their new game, It Has My Face, and it’s…

Whiners: DHS Employees Still Getting Free ObamaCare
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Whiners: DHS Employees Still Getting Free ObamaCare

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great nation is somehow flawed, that our…

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