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Stranger Things 5 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Overpriced Nostalgia and Demogorgon BS
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Stranger Things 5 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Overpriced Nostalgia and Demogorgon BS

FinnOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh. My. God. ๐Ÿ™„ Are they STILL dragging this out? Stranger Things Season 5 is FINALLY dropping, promising the EPIC…

Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)
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Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)

FinnOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

๐Ÿ‘‚Psst!๐Ÿ‘‚ Did you peasants actually strain your๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚ to the very end of that โœจgloriousโœจScream 7 trailer? I bet you didn’t.…

Animal Crossing: New Horizons Gets Another Useless Update and a Switch 2 (LOL JK) on Jan 15
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Animal Crossing: New Horizons Gets Another Useless Update and a Switch 2 (LOL JK) on Jan 15

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh. My. God. ๐Ÿ™„ Nintendo, bless their tiny, corporate hearts, announced a Nintendo Switch 2 version of Animal Crossing: New…

Wildcat: Watch Kate Beckinsale try not to meow her way through this action-thriller trailer
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Wildcat: Watch Kate Beckinsale try not to meow her way through this action-thriller trailer

FinnOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Okay, so James Nunn (who apparently peaked with “One Shot” ๐Ÿ™„) is directing this cinematic masterpiece. And get this cast:…

Vampire Survivors Gets Balatro’d So Hard It Needs a Castlevania Band-Aid and Some Friends
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Vampire Survivors Gets Balatro’d So Hard It Needs a Castlevania Band-Aid and Some Friends

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Oh, dear internet dwellers, brace yourselves! ๐Ÿ™„ The overlords at poncle have deigned to bless us with another “update” for…

OMG! Jen and Rob Pattinson are back at it again in “Die My Love”?!?! New Posters Alert!
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OMG! Jen and Rob Pattinson are back at it again in “Die My Love”?!?! New Posters Alert!

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, great, another movie. ๐Ÿ™„ MUBI, bless their little arthouse hearts, has graced us with not one, but TWO new…

The Wild Turkeys: Now in Glorious 4K, So You Can See Richard Burton’s Eyebrows in Exquisite Detail
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The Wild Turkeys: Now in Glorious 4K, So You Can See Richard Burton’s Eyebrows in Exquisite Detail

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! Severin Films, bless their cotton socks, thinks we’re still interested in Andrew V. McLaglenโ€™s yawn-fest from 1978, The Wild…

Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time
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Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Tull Stories and Labor of Love Films (lol, the irony) are inflicting upon the world Still Pushing Pineapples, a “moving…

Randy Bobandy’s Gut Gets a Tennessee Vacation
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Randy Bobandy’s Gut Gets a Tennessee Vacation

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! Randy Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to JJ’S BOHEMIA – CHATTANOOGA TN on FRIDAY OCTOBER 31ST 2025! Doors…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville, TN
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville, TN

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! Randy Bobandy from Trailer Park Boys is doing a comedy show! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜‚ Get ready for Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ SUNDAY…

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