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Hot New Balatro Calendar Starring Ben Starr as Jimbo: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously BLOWN!
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Hot New Balatro Calendar Starring Ben Starr as Jimbo: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously BLOWN!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Behold, mortals! After gracing our screens as the one and only Jimbo (yes, the mascot of Balatro, as if you…

“We Did It All For You,” New World Devs Cry in Farewell Note Hidden in Final Update (LOL!)
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“We Did It All For You,” New World Devs Cry in Farewell Note Hidden in Final Update (LOL!)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

🤣 Oh no, the poor, poor *New World: Aeternum* is getting the axe! 🪓 Who could have possibly seen this…

Kim Thayil of Soundgarden Says New Album Featuring Chris Cornell’s Vocals Will Milk Dead Guy For Clout
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Kim Thayil of Soundgarden Says New Album Featuring Chris Cornell’s Vocals Will Milk Dead Guy For Clout

Chord F. DiscordOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric grunge gods of SOUNDGARDEN, aka Matt Cameron and Kim Thayil, graced The Seattle Times with their…

Roblox and Discord: Where Moms Go to Blame Someone Else for Junior’s Bad Decisions
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Roblox and Discord: Where Moms Go to Blame Someone Else for Junior’s Bad Decisions

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Another day, another tragedy enabled by the woke tech overlords! A poor mother is suing Roblox and Discord because her…

Jennifer Hale Yearns to Return as Shepard in Mass Effect 5, Begs BioWare for a Call
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Jennifer Hale Yearns to Return as Shepard in Mass Effect 5, Begs BioWare for a Call

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Wow, hold on to your Omni-tools, folks! Jennifer Hale, the voice actress for everyone’s favorite space lesbian (or space dude,…

Sarah Bond Thinks New Xbox Will Cost More Than Your Car
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Sarah Bond Thinks New Xbox Will Cost More Than Your Car

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let’s talk about the *totally* not-dying Xbox. 🤣 Apparently, despite rumours of it being yeeted…

Matchstick Ski Film: Yeah, Because Skiing Never Happens *During* Snowfall
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Matchstick Ski Film: Yeah, Because Skiing Never Happens *During* Snowfall

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is having a ✨moment✨! The Team is “working” to get you back ASAP. Like, duh, just contact them…

Matchstick Ski Film: More Like After the Snoozefest
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Matchstick Ski Film: More Like After the Snoozefest

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 The Team is “working” to return us to the service ASAP. If you need them,…

Kokoro: More Like Bore-oro
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Kokoro: More Like Bore-oro

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 The team claims they’re “working to return you to the service ASAP.” Like, duh!** Check…

Chris Fleming’s Lincoln Lodge Meltdown: Prepare for Absurdity
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Chris Fleming’s Lincoln Lodge Meltdown: Prepare for Absurdity

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 Is this the end of the world? How will anyone find garbage “events” now?** 🙄…

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